Gyno-Meteorologist

1. Made up profession that studies how weather patterns impact the female reproductive system.
2. What I tell strangers when they ask what I do and I want to end the conversation.

Stranger: So, what do you do for a living?
Me: I’m a Gyno-Meteorologist
Stranger: ...

by Jfman August 30, 2018

Martian Meteor

When she shoots a ping pong ball out of her pussy at you while on her period.

I went to Stacey's last night and when I came out of the bathroom she hit me with a martian meteor! Fucking gross dude!

by TheRealMajorTom September 4, 2021

Absolute meteors

In a reference to a mans balls having the density, size, hardness of a neutron star and being the most radioactive material known to man.

Sorry? what? can't hear you over how little balls you have. Absolute meteors between his legs.

by Goldensballs May 18, 2022

Draco Meteor

A strong Dragon-type attack from the Pokémon franchise, with 130 base power and a 90% chance to miss. If Draco Meteor connects, the special attack of the user is lowered by two stages.

No Bisharp, no Corviknight, I can just use Draco Meteor here.

by Lumi/DropADraco May 16, 2023

Meteorax

Someone who looks like a pizza but insults others looks

Meteorax: "Shut up u ugly.!"
Everyone else: "This guy is such a meteorax.."

by Agendaxx April 23, 2011

Meteor Shower

A group of people smoking crack dipped in embalming fluid.

Let's go over to Danny Five's for the meteor shower tonight.

by mwgris April 18, 2011

Meteor Shower Blumpkin

The act of a blumpkin, with projectile diarhea. Best performed while slightly hovering over toilet seat so the partner is aware of the Blumpkin being performed and also is awarded with the chance to wish upon a shooting starfish.

Shirley wished upon the shooting starfish once she realized Tommy was performing the Meteor Shower Blumpkin.

by RonLive October 27, 2010