Melon Crushers

Big juicy thighs that could crush your head like a Watermelon

"Dude, you see that girl's legs over there, look at those melon crushers!"

by LSDemons October 14, 2020

Melon

A short form way of saying head or a blowjob. Alluding to the fact that another word for a head is a melon. Can also be used in a more general way as if to imply some sort of sexual act to your liking.

"Bro this girl has been talking to me for 2 weeks but I just want some melon!"

"That girl I hooked up with? She gave me that melon on the drive home shes a freak for real."

by Phantoom August 29, 2023

the.melon.squad

A tiktoker who posts joke gacha videos known as the.melon.squad usually posting videos of a character named melon or Monika.

Have you seen the.melon.squad's videos? Their so funny! You should follow them

by Melon and Monika June 28, 2021

Melon Head

a person with a large oversize head "GEORDIEMELON"

Biff has a pure massive Melon Head

by DX Selbinator June 29, 2010

Melon Farmer

When they cuss on TV, this is the word they substitute for mother-fucker, ALWAYS in a totally different voice.

(high-pitched voice) Shut up, you stupid (low deep voice) melon farmer!

by BFG December 6, 2003

Melones

Spanish for huge tits..

maria tiene melones gigantes

by DonCabron October 13, 2003

melon

The act of smacking another's forehead as a sign and act of derision.

That wicker fool done gone swiped my pewter so I gone and laid a melon on him.

by Sinbad Poon January 9, 2005