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Meathead

A muscular dude who doesn't understand the difference between stoicism and being a contemptuous stuck up. Spends their time at the gym a bit too much to make up for their lack of good grades. Believes that being such would attract all the ladies when truth is, it would attract bimbos who would only use them for sex and nothing else. Gets dumped for another himbo and retreats back at their gym cave. Label those who drive good cars a showoff, when their Instagram is full of bodybuilding posts.
You see that meathead? I see him at the gym too much. I don't know whether to admire or pity that.
by davidcoldhard October 16, 2020
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Meathead

When ur friend is being a complete dumbass; he is therefore a meathead
“Yo shut yo meathead ass up
“You fucking meathead”
by The_CuKlord November 18, 2020
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Meathead

A High School Athlete who won't shut the fuck up over working out, football or wrestling. They tend to have a high ego and Bang the cheerleaders when they are horny and ask whoever the cheerleader is. They pick on anyone who is a twig or an overweight person (even husky).
Hey Man, that meathead thinks he's better than us jrotc students. He even tried to fuck around with this poor dude over here, called him a lazy fatass.
by SoCalFurry April 20, 2022
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Megahead

A SuperMega fan

Like Matt Watson and Ryan Magee
You know the guys who worked for Markiplier then GameGrumps…
No? ok….
Yah I’m a big Megahead! Sure I might not get any pussy but I get dicked down regularly. On god, no cap!
by Donnie777 October 19, 2022
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Meathead

16 year old that is on many steroids, and has about two brain cells let in him. also plays hockey, and rapes kids on the ice with his little penis.
Meathead-blah blah blah protein gym gym.
Rysdon-what are you saying meathead?
by morgan788992 December 1, 2022
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the original rapper name of future because he had a big head growing up
Yo, bro, you listen to meathead, gas right?
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The Brick Meatheads

A collection of names, drawings, and more of the greatest high school football teams to ever grace the world. Names include Coal Wideman, Rogan McClyde, Dick Thingus, Punt Cuntly and John Football.
"I just created a new name for The Brick Meatheads. We're calling it Slandrew Fermentacius."
by Gunthrix Melatoning February 1, 2026
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