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dog shit o'meter

a thing you use to rate something that is really shit
hey katie that cup of tea is rated on the dog shit o'meter somewhere between sloppy dog shit and white dog poo
by craig newall November 5, 2005
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meterosexual

A man who is heterosexual, and yet is very feminine. Someone who is meterosexual can sometimes be mistaken for a person who is homosexual, because it is a stereotypical beleif that gay men are "feminine,"
"Hey, I'm not meterosexual, I just like to shop!" exclaimed Jonas.
by Katy December 25, 2003
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meter

unit of mesure- 1 meter equals 100 centimetres.
the pool was 10 metres deep(1000 centimetres)
by Belinda h. December 7, 2003
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meater baddeater

A racehorse designated by an owner who has a majority stake in a meat production and/or meat processing company.
Announcer "Around the bend, Meater Baddeater heads toward the finish..."
by Captain Duder April 30, 2009
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Mafter

when you can't tell if a person is a man or a woman, but they have kids. mother and father put together.
person 1: hey, look at that kids mafter!

person 2: dude, it's so hairy!

mother father shim
by kkgirls27 December 30, 2009
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Meter

The distance light travels in 1/x of a second, where x is 299,792,458—the length is measured in terms of the speed of light (x m/s), which never changes.
Since one meter was defined to be 1/10,000,000 (or one over 10 million) the distance from the North Pole to the Equator in 1793, the meter had since undergone a few definitional changes before its present official definition was agreed in 1983.
by Fasters March 23, 2023
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Poo Melter

A poor person whose only belongings are a lighter and their own feces. To survive the cold season, they melt their own poo in yesterdays frying pan still containing some smeary pasta remains.

After the melting process, the fluid gets shock-fried in the near river. After some days of drying, the poo is ready to get burned to generate heat.
Christian: "Hey Albrecht!"
Albrecht: "STFU POO MELTER, get yourself a central heating"
by faglord-thereal June 17, 2012
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