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In southern part of Maryland, NASCAR is king. Yet in Montgomery County, it is a bedroom community of Government Bureaucrats, many with their origins from the North.
Yet Maryland was a slave state but remained in the Union during the Civil War. Talk about split personality there!
In southern part of Maryland, NASCAR is king. Yet in Montgomery County, it is a bedroom community of Government Bureaucrats, many with their origins from the North.
Yet Maryland was a slave state but remained in the Union during the Civil War. Talk about split personality there!
A Southerner: "So you driving up to Maryankee?"
A Northerner: "So you're calling me a Yankee just cuz I live in Maryland? It's not really part of the North."
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by Alx The Grt I July 28, 2009
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2 parent:"are you REALLY worried?"
1 parent:"hahah no, my kid just kick ones ass."
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by MayfanHatta July 14, 2011
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Y'ALL DON'T EVEN KNNOOOOOOOOW. You're welcome.
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