Mayetta Mud Pie

Stomping a turd down the bath drain.

While soaking in the tub, James was unable to make it to the toilet and shit in himself. He had to perform the Mayetta Mud Pie to clean it up.

by Ol' Ball Coach July 31, 2023

Kevin Mayers

Somone who greatly enjoys the shizer, often when it is maximized. When maximized he takes it in the butt while saying... oooooooooo rub it. shiza.

by Shizer Face July 15, 2003

Theresa Mayed

Name for any sort of effort that is not merely a failure but such a complete disaster it brings about the opposite of what it was supposed to achieve.

He crossed the ball perfectly but then the striker completely Theresa Mayed it; fumbled and ended up giving the ball to the opposition who scored immediately.

That flat-pack table you’ve been making all day collapsed when I put a teaspoon on it. You completely Theresa Mayed it.

I became Prime Minister of my country but it turned I lacked every one of the necessary skills and totally Theresa Mayed it.

by TheresaMayFan March 21, 2019

Roshan Clark Mayet

Peace of Sheet

Quiet Kid:Check out roshan Clark mayet, he is stooped
Another Kid:oh yeah sure

by SmithMiddleSchool June 4, 2019

Metro Goldwyn Mayer

The company that has the lion roaring in the beginning of a movie. You know a movie will be good if you see a lion roaring in the beginning.

Metro Goldwyn Mayer is a lion that roars in the beginning of a movie

by Alien Weed April 28, 2019

John Mayer

Dumb Cracker Cunt

My faggot acquaintances were 45 minutes late for that John Mayer Cuntshow

by Austin BJ August 3, 2010

John Mayer

Or Mayer for short. This is another name for Douche, a guy who doesn't know a good thing when he has it. Shallow, selfish, and narcissistic. Lord, help the poor girl who wastes her time imagining this guy thinks beyond the length of Johnson, which is usually shorter than average and his prematurity matches his immaturity; as evidenced by how he would brag to world about his conquests. He should thank his lucky stars that the women, who are for numerous reasons, to good for him, don't return the favor and blast about how utterly, sexually and in all other ways, disappointing he is.

They have no respect for women

Dushe: "yeah, I like to flip it, smack it, rub it down"

The rest of the world: "yuck, that guy is a total John Mayer"

by lovely_dragon February 23, 2010