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malcontent

Someone who is not content. Usually applied to someone who has either lost or is not happy with their lot. Malcontents tend to bitch and moan a lot about their current situation.
That loser is a total malcontent.
by DeadMan January 20, 2004
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mayonnaise

1) An egg-based stable liquid-mixture commonly spread on sandwiches and used as salad dressing or a binding agent in cooking.

2) Semen.

3) Boring, whiter than white. Used by Caucasians to refer to other Caucasians who shun their ethnic heritage in favor of a more yuppie lifestyle. Originally used by Italian Americans from the Mid-Atlantic states, it has gained more use due to its reference in the popular HBO show, The Sopranos.
1) "Can I have mayonnaise on my sandwich instead of mustard?"

2) "That asshole jacked off while I was out last night and got his nasty mayonnaise all over my favorite sheets."

3) "Ever since Angelo started dating that girl, he's become so mayonnaise. All he talks about now is joining a country club and buying a house in the suburbs. What gives?"
by Mint Z March 14, 2009
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Randolph-Macon Woman's College

Hollins to bed. Sweet Briar to wed. RMWC girls go Pre-med. If Hollins and Sweet Briar had a threesome with Einstein at Hampden-Sydney, they would have a baby called Randolph-Macon Woman's College. This baby would wear Lilly Pulitzer, pearls, rainbows, carry Vera Bradley to every class, and have the most recent knowledge of feminist culture as well as art, science, and literature. She also would be caught lurking in the woods at night wearing black robes and bandanas creating all sorts of mischief (some call witchcraft), but really, she lost her sororities in the 70s because civil rights were more important. Also, she would be split between three personalities: the confused hippy bisexual, the trophy wife heterosexual, and the banner waving lesbian.
HSC boy: Why are RMWC girls the best?
HSC boy 2: Because they know what "nantucket red" is, and they think it's retarded that we would care about such a material thing?
HSC boy: Yes.(Hand me another beer.)Plus, not only are they smarter in the classroom than any other girls, they're smarter in bed.
by 2cool4u October 12, 2004
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madcon

means mad conspiracy, unreasonable thoughts from mainly people high on blunts and spliffs
Kapricon: Hey ya where is the road to the Private Eyes club
Alli: Errr, let's go to the moon
Z-Murda: Thats completlely madcon by NASA
by z-murda January 2, 2009
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mayonnaise momma

A white girl.

From episode 1 of the American animated television series Drawn Together.
Foxxy: I got a mayonnaise momma on my licking hole
by DrwnTgthr69 October 30, 2011
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Macondo

(US HISTORY) sector of the Gulf of Mexico seabed in which the Deepwwater Horizon was drilling. The name, assigned long before the platform was erected, is an example of dramatic irony. On 20 April 2010, the Deepwater Horizon blew out*, killing eleven crew members; over the next 12 weeks the wreckage spewed some 4 million bbls of crude oil into the ecologically sensitive region off the coast of Louisiana and Mississippi.

Properly known as the Macondo Prospect, or MC 252 (for "Mississippi Canyon"). Name comes from the fact that major rivers have large, deep underwater canyons on the ocean floor beyond their deltas. Macondo Prospect is formally owned by the Federal Bureau of Land Management (US BLM), and leased to British Petroleum by the {former} Minerals Management Service.

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* "blew out" = past tense of "blow out"; rupture of an oil well, particularly at the well head.
The name Macondo is the same name as the fictitious cursed town in the novel *One Hundred Years of Solitude* by Colombian ... writer Gabriel Garcia Marquez. Oil companies routinely assign code names to offshore prospects early in the exploration effort. This practice helps ensure secrecy during the confidential pre-sale phase, and later provides convenient names for casual reference

Wikipedia entry, "Macondo Prospect"
by Primus Intra Pares July 24, 2010
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mayonaise

What the Dutch put on french fries instead of ketchup.
I've seen 'em do it man, they fuckin' drown 'em in that shit.
by bohdave April 28, 2005
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