Matt Sturniolo

the sweetest hottest boy ever

Omg matt sturniolo is sooooo hot

by mattsturniolosgf April 25, 2022

Matt, the blond douche on TMZ

The person whose ass i would most like to kick on a daily basis. I don't know him personally but, i am irritated by his galactic ignorance and narcissism. People that have a public forum such as TMZ and open their mouths whenever possible, whilst failing to realize they are idiots, chap my hide something fierce and make me violent.

TMZ is a guilty pleasure of mine. I watch mainly to see and hear the on-air employees display their lack of wit and knowledge. The group consists of various,dimwitted, 20-somethings, but their undisputed king is "Matt, the blond douche on TMZ."

by Jessica Alba ex-mexican December 1, 2010

Matt Webb

The lead guitarist of band Marianas Trench.
From Vancouver, BC, he's awesome, funny, and super cute.

Friend: Did you see Matt Webb at the MT concert?
Me: Yeah, he was rockin'!

by Lover;Dearest. March 28, 2009

Matt Smith

Flawless hipster cutie who plays the 11th Doctor on popular sc-fi British TV show Doctor Who. He wears scarves and patterned jumpers, he has perfectly coiffed hair and he does some mad dancing.

Friend 1: I think I'm pregnant...
Friend 2: What?! Why??
Friend 1: I just saw a picture of Matt Smith.

by Rosiepeverell April 11, 2011

matit

A term for pinning the gas pedal to the floor mats

Hey, if you dont matit we will never get away from the cops.

by evilends July 20, 2008

matt bomer

A very attractive man who is admired by all. Thought by many to be the real Messiah. He saved us all from certain ugliness. His beautifulness overpowered all of the ugly in the world. His jaw line reserected all of the little brown eyed and brown haired children creating the Bomer race. This race is far more powerful than the Aryan Race, created by none other than Hitler. This Bomer Race wins with its brown eyes and brown hair against the blue eyed and blonde haired Hitler Youth. The Bomer Youth is superior. Heil Bomer.

Matt Bomer's Jawline Resurrected the Bomer Race.

by The real Messiah January 15, 2015

Yo. Snap. Whassa matta hamma?

According to the Pearls Before Swine strip from April 27, 2011, "It means, 'I just burned you. What are you gonna do about it?'" It's going to sweep the nation.

Rat: Dude, check it... I've invented a new expression... it's "Yo. Snap. Whassa matta hamma?'

Pastis: What the heck's that s'posed to mean?

Rat: It means, 'I just burned you. What are you going to do about it?'... I'm hoping it sweeps the nation.

Pastis: I wouldn't let it sweep my bathroom floor. Yo! Snap! Whassa matta hamma?!

Rat: It's a sad day when a nerd cartoonist gets the better of you.

by Pastisfan May 19, 2011