maisybleu

If you have a Maisybleu make sure you never let her out of your life. Maisybleu is a funny person with lots of love to give, she will never let you down. She also loves a joke and hasn’t got a bad bone in her body. So if you have a Maisybleu hold her tight and never let her go because she is the best friend everyone needs.

I love Maisybleu she is my best friend.

by L0llyp0p November 21, 2019

Maisyxm

a milf, that likes soup. makes a very good wifey

alex : did you see that maisyxm? shes sooooo pretty i wanna marry her

jake : me too

by c4ndice March 20, 2021

maesya

so beautiful and amazing literally the best person aliveeee also smart and good at artt

my bestie is definitely a maesya

by dumb bitcch October 14, 2021

Procrasty masty

When you're avoiding doing something so much you NEED to go sort out an orgasm before you continue on with the task at hand.

I will execute this condemned man, but first... Procrasty Masty

I'll clean the bathroom but first...

I swear, skydiving instructor, I'll jump out of the plane in just a second, but first...

I need to go and masturbate, but first...

by Mad Dog 86 March 20, 2013

Matey

Matey - noun

A person who you don't know the name/random person or the name is insignificant

Example: have you seen matey over there with the massive nut?

by BallBagBaggins August 28, 2019

shy_matsi

A popular creation by Carlton Hurdle Jr. An anthropomorphic wolf, with rainbow hair and a fixation for paws.

Shy Matsi is a wolf with rainbow hair and a fixation for paws.

by Matsi October 21, 2004

Dirty Maisy

Shagging a 100 year old man and giving him an erectile examination before he has a heart attack

Did you hear that graham ended up in a dirty Maisy situation last night?

How embarrasing

by Eleri March 12, 2021