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Matas

He is usually that type of guy to act cool and have girls round him. He acts hard but secretly adores unicorns and rainbows.....
Girl1: what you up to Matas
Matas: *reading unicorn books* Nothing just thinking hot to beat up my ex friend.
by wjevucevrhikhcv May 4, 2018
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MATADS

An acronym, standing for "Make Austin Take A Damn Shower", referring to one Austin M. who has a propensity for not showering.
Austin hasn't taken a shower in like 10 days. Dammit, MATADS!
by bud mutex April 30, 2005
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matas

Another word for describing urethritis, probably because the original hebrew word "mts" was used to describe a sexually crippled person.
Idiot1: OMG, you got the matas !
Idiot2: I hate matas ! Matas is so annoying !
by Yopash July 3, 2008
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Matisse

crazy motha fucka who really knows how to crank up a fiesta!!
she is a very big FAT LAZY!!! but loves to get frisk with those boys eh eh ;)
and is a very lloyal friend
boy-man uno: Wow i got hella frisky with a girl tonight
boy-man dos: Really? damn your luckY! she must be one hell of a Matisse
boy-uno: Oh ya i love those matisses
by megan tits December 29, 2010
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manassas

a place in northern virginia where hicks and redneck rebels mostly run it
mixed with some hispanic and black but mostly hicks. they try to make up gangs to protect them selves from real gangs there closest neighbor Centreville . centreville gangs are probably the only real gangs in northern virginia because of some neighborhoods on welfare in it including The Meadows, The Knolls . and D-Block.
yo we be gangstas right?
yeah lets go to centreville?
NO there way to gangsta for us were just trying to fit in
by Deboh February 2, 2005
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15th april: give Matisse head day

The 15th of april is a day when all Matisse' over the world deserve to get head from a girl.
( the spelling of the name is irrelevant, it just has to sound the same)
(girl)friend 1: hey it is give Matisse head day today! I should invite him for head!
15th april: give Matisse head day, is tomorrow. I should prepare myself!
by PatientBonkers April 12, 2021
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Matisse

A Matisse is a crazy motherfucker who says nigger with a hard R
"Nigger"

"What's up Matisse
by Arson134 July 1, 2018
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