Parker Matoon

gay little sharpie boy that no one likes.

wow Parker Matoon is such a disappointment.

by boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii1iiiiiiiiii May 21, 2019

Matoxiam

The mst handsome player you could ever fall on. He actually is smart and better than any person named "Giselle", and that's a fact (exclamation mark). If you ever find him/her, damn, you must be freacking lucky (exclamation mark). This is not a joke (exclamation mark) Or any kind of "troll" like the youngs would say. If you have the LUCK to talk to him, you will directly remark his ATTRACTIVE VOICE AND MANLINESS AND MASIVENESS AND MUSCLENESS any you should believe everything that he says, because he is more accurate than Wikipedia, that also is a fact (exclamation mark). Whatever just give him as much money as you can because he has troubles getting a job and also has troubles with the Franch government for some unkown reasons, that should be enough for him, he is the greatest person ALIVE EVER. bye I hate you (joke)

Damn (exclamation mark) That Matoxiam, he's a freaking god, love him (exclamation mark)

by Matoxiam(the not real) March 12, 2022

Matous

IF you know somebody named Matous. He is definitly boring an lazy.

Ohhh you know somebody lazy, it must be Matous.

by matesino September 4, 2020

matous

Matous is very lazy and boring person.

If you know Matous your life is boring

by matesino September 4, 2020

matos

an adjective describing someones way of living
or its haylis last name either or

hayli matos is a little cunt who sucks dick for chicken

by anonimooose November 14, 2007

Matome

Just gay thats it just gay

You such a matome

by m0t5 October 19, 2020

matohkahtay

1.(n) The one binding influence in all aspects of life, similar to the "oversoul" in Transcendentalism or Ghandi's "satyagraha"

2.(intj) An expression of sexual interest in someone or a reaction to something that is sexually explicit

1. I feel the matohkahtay in all of us

2. "Wow, do you see that girl's butt?"
"Mmmmm. Matokahtay"

by nICKSTUNNING August 2, 2008