Reece Mastin

The incredibly attractiveness of a 17 year old male who was the Winner of X-Factor Australia 2011. From the very moment he graced the stage wearing #21094 & opened his mouth with the words "Baby it don't matter" he captured the hearts of over 95,000 screaming girls (& the occasional boy) across Aus, with his gap-toothed smile, charm, great body, dimples, & all round high level of attractiveness. With his audition getting comments from Guy Sebastian saying "One day i'm going to tell my children that i said yes to you" it was obvious he was a shoe-in to win the competition. He's a cheeky, english-born average teenage boy, with "general bloke pleasures", smelly feet & the dream of owning a kombi van who's never read a book in his life. His dream came true thanks to his bestfriends 'The Sexy Six' & the incredible support of the Mastin Family consisting of his amazing parents Deb & Darren & his 3 beautiful sisters: Olivia (Liv), Georgina & Philippa Mastin. His fanbase 'Lil Rockers' have spent countless hours voting for him week after week, camping out to see him live, buying his album & even to get a chance to meet him. They've allowed him to live his dream of being a "Rock & Roll Legend", selling out his entire Aus tour & getting his winners single "Goodnight" to be named as Sony music Aust.'s fastest selling digital single ever & being certified 4 times platinum for selling 280,000 digital copies. Every woman's sexual fantasy & the true definition of Perfect! ♥

Reece Mastin, will you have my children?

On a scale from 1-Reece Mastin, how hot is he?

Reece Mastin; Get in my bed!

Oh, you're Reece Mastin? Excuse me while i take my clothes off!

Dumping your boyfriend because he's not Reece Mastin

Hey Reece Mastin, Shut up and kiss me? ;)

If Reece Mastin was on my bedroom floor with the lights out, i'd sure as hell do more the kiss the boy, i can tell you that!

by Reece's#1lilrocker♥ @NayMastin October 2, 2012

Wise Mystical Tree

A very funny tree you will see either on tiktok, twitter, youtube, everywhere to be honest.
Pretty swag tree if you ask me
Also for some god forsaken reason, there's a photo of it having a PHAT ASS!!!!

Yo have you seen that new wise mystical tree?
"No."
Oh... Well it's pretty funny!
"Ok"
kys

by xxigilzbyKaijo October 21, 2022

masticating

chewing. can also be a joke when u ask someone if they masticate

its so annoying when she is masticating

by phantom negromante May 29, 2019

mesticals

Messed Up Testicles

When a guy's balls are nasty, misshapen , deformed, distorted... missing. When the balls don't look right and they are messed up they are mesticals.

"I swear, his mesticals was shaped were Abraham Lincoln. And it even had a beard."

by MJE November 27, 2007

mastiduous

(adj.) adjective pertaining to immadous; somebody who doesn't care about anything and is very laid back

Immaduous, that was quite mastiduous of you to sit at the computer all day playing starcraft.

by mad banks February 20, 2009

mastivacate

The loss of the contents in your mouth while chewing

To the dogs delight, Mary's conversation allowed her to mastivacate her food on to the floor

Mary's mother said to her:
"Don't talk while you're eating or you'll mastivacate"

by scrabblekrew July 20, 2014

Mastie

A word used by the chronically ill and/or invisible illness community to refer to people who are diagnosed with a mast cell disorder - generally either Mast Cell Activation Syndrome (MCAS) or mastocytosis. "Mastie" is a cute name to refer to the person diagnosed with the condition. It's shortened for easier usage.

"You have MCAS too? Wow, I've never met another mastie before!"

by VocalContributer October 7, 2019