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masturbating superhero

What Batman does between the cartoonstrips.
Mike: Dude, this cartoon has a masturbating superhero in it.
John: What? Last week, it was lesbian Sailor Moons.
by Anal Violator October 21, 2003
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Masturbating

Masturbating is when you jack your dick off to some good porn you are watching on your electronics and then will eventually lead to a orgasm
As soon as I opened the door to my house from workI caught my son masturbating to some boy getting his cock sucked.
by 001002943 December 16, 2019
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masturbathing

Brad: Hey, Tom whatcha doing? Tom: oh I was just masturbathing
Ohh
by Monster Kidd May 27, 2010
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masterbating

when you softly caress your boner when thinking of or in front of a girl/boy (you fucking gays)until you proceed to "shoot the load"
by sir wankalot May 8, 2003
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Masturbating

"I love to jerk my cock" "you mean masturbating, right?" "Yep"
by Jdjehduehd September 18, 2019
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ferociously masterbating

beating your meat so hard that it would appear that you were about to rip it off
Dan masterbated so ferociously that he started bleeding
by Laurier November 24, 2004
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Masterbaiting

When you touch your own dick male to arouse yourself and jack off harddd ;))

When you finger your own pussy female to jack off hardd ;)))
I JACKED OFF BY MASTERBAITING MYSELF IN THE DICK, IT FELT SO GOOD. ;))
by ahh, harder daddy. ;)) March 17, 2020
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