Martin

His last name is way too fire to even mention. Everytime I hear that name, I be like bro this guy has a big as dick. Martin is a fun person and great on bed.
Freind: Yo you got a Martin?!
Girlfriend: Yea
Martin: Yuurrrr
Girlfriend(turned on): ahhhh
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Martin

Great personality, always happy and love making other laugh. Can be a grump at times but most of the time is seen smiling.
Martin seems to be in a good mood.
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Martin

noun. A nasal laugh after a pause that indicates that the otherwise believable preceding sentence was actually sarcastic.

verb. To Martin/do the Martin: 1. To end a straight faced sentence with a martin. 2. To get someone to believe something you say then shatter their believe through a martin. 3. To let out a martin in response to a statement you can't believe.

See also: Silent martin. An implied martin after a sentence that only an idiot would believe.
"Yeah, I'll be there. <martin>"

"Yeah I'll tidy my room by tomorrow. <martin>"

"He said he was one of the best looking blokes in his class but I couldn't help letting out a martin"

"Don't martin man, I'm serious"
by Chama November 11, 2007
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A kinda stupid nerd, with lone self esteem. Has wounds that are hard to heal, and is very crazy/-chaotic. Also very shy and shorter than his friends.
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Martin

Someone who never knows how to make a story short. Also a highly motivated individual when putting his mind to something but will most likely fail miserably.
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martin

An Asian who has a smaller personality then his dick,
Martins dick isn't in the right place. It needs to go back in his pants. "Help my dick/pants keeps falling off"
by Chik October 30, 2017
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Martin

A kid with big ass feet. Can't fucking speak Spanish and has a little diCk
He's Martin
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