minge marmite

when the ass is wiped from the wrong direction causing shit to be pulled forward covering the minge in poo, thus making it look like marmite.

minge covered in shit

shitty minge
minge marmite

by poooooooo March 29, 2012

marmite moterway

the latter part of the digestive system.
namely the rectum and anus.

sometimes refers to someone who shits alot.

you know that blond chick, i fucked 'er up the marmite moterway.

by celestial phoenix April 10, 2008

Marmite

Adjective,
Marmite can be used in the simple term to describe something that you'll either love or hate

Shopper 1: Janet, do you think i look good in this sequined, flamenco pink, 1920s inspired dress?
Shopper 2: I don't know, it seems very marmite

by Your_Saviour_bbjesus October 26, 2019

Marmite

Steals gf's
He wont come for you tho cuz you aint got a gf haha

Person: Marmite wtf
Marmite: moans in a bubbly way

by dyplodonkalus March 20, 2021

Marmite bagel

Used to describe an anus slightly coated in shit.

Would you like to come back to mine for a marmite bagel?

Your marmite bagel last night was phenomenal

You will never touch my marmite bagel again

by Hassdog January 23, 2022

Marmite Hummus

A phrase for Justin’s shit

Paul gave Justin marmite hummus again and they had it on toast

by 2000002 April 27, 2022

marmite monster

that is showing to little black kids

look at those marmite monsters stealing a tv

by francois jacobs July 14, 2022