Definitions by poooooooo

minge marmite 

when the ass is wiped from the wrong direction causing shit to be pulled forward covering the minge in poo, thus making it look like marmite.

minge covered in shit

shitty minge
minge marmite

minge marmite by poooooooo March 29, 2012

mohair 

A person of likeness to a goat and gandalf.

Good gracious, are you wearing socks made of Mohair?

mohair by Poooooooo April 5, 2008