Diarrhea Margarita 

When you have the Mexican diarrhea and you need to hydrate.

I knew I shouldn’t have drank the water, now I will need a diarrhea margarita.

Diarrhea Margarita by Ditchyourgitch March 11, 2020

Salty Margarita 

When you go down on a girl after she participates in a physical activity or sporting event.

I would give her a Salty Margarita after she finishes playing hockey.

Salty Margarita by SaltyMargarita December 10, 2020

Gaia Leda Margarita Perez 

Gaia Leda Margarita Perez went to sunset elementary after living in France when she was 6 years old(or something). Gaia perez went to George Washington carver middle school in Miami florida and then graduated to coral reef senior high school. Gaia Perez's period 3 is AP world history. she shares that class with me her amazing Starbucks bestie boo. gaia is a G, pretty, funny, drinks soup with a straw and ice in it.

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person 1: who tf is that sexy beast gah ZAMN 😍
person 2: thats j my shawty bae gaia Leda Margarita perez also known as female earth leda alcohol basic last name.

Gaia Leda Margarita Perez by guaposapo November 2, 2022

Redneck Margarita 

contrary to popular belief, this does not have tequila. it has whiskey (one part) and lemonade (2-3 parts)

i was gonna buy tequila for margs, but i'm white so i bought whiskey instead for redneck margaritas

Redneck Margarita by Robert Rene April 5, 2016

ghetto margarita 

a cheap drink made of tequilla and mountain dew

nothing quenches my thirst on a hot summers day than a ghetto margarita

ghetto margarita by dr kevbot June 14, 2011

Midnight Margarita 

A dark colored variation of the popular Margarita drink. It uses Eristoff Black Wildberry Vodka in addition to Tequila, Triple Sec, Lime Juice and Sweet & Sour. Topped with a Chambord Float. Delicioso. The white salted rim (stars) and the lime wedge garnish (half moon) really finish the picture of a midnight sky. Originated in Roseville, Ca at Carmelita's Mexican Restaurant.

MIDNIGHT MARGARITA RECIPE
1 Oz Eristoff Black Wildberry Vodka
2 Oz of your favorite 100% Blue Agave Tequila
1 Oz Fresh Squeezed Lime Juice
1 Oz Triple Sec
Fill with Sweet & Sour
Float Chambord Rasberry Liquer

John: Ashley, what did you order? Your drink looks like Ink!
Ashley: OMG, It's a Midnight Margarita, It's Sooo Delicious!

Midnight Margarita by BrazilianBoyWonder August 17, 2011

Drano Margarita Abortion 

The cheapest, classiest way to induce early termination of an unwanted pregnancy. Make a margarita, and add 1/2 cap of drano for every two weeks she has been pregnant.

Kevin B: Damn, Sheila says she is pregnant, and she is too religious to get that little bastard sucked out.

Bart: Looks like that bitch is beggin for the old Drano Margarita Abortion.

Kevin B: Does it work?

Bart: 60% of the time, it works every time. Its a family tradition going back to my fillandering grandfather.

Kevin B: You are full of magical ideas my friend.

Drano Margarita Abortion by The Solution April 5, 2008