Preying Mantis 

Describes the physical position of someone who is gurned up to their tits.

Put your arms straight out in front of yourself, then bend your elbows so that your foreams are at a right angle to your upper arms, and parrallel to your body. Fully extend your fingers, then bend your wrists down, to form a sort of 'M' shape with your forearms and hands.

When accompanied by rolling eyes, a swinging underbitten jaw, and low-soft groaning noises, can be highly amusing.

"... I gathered that all you guys were pilled-up, 'cos when I came in last night, the front room looked like a preying mantis farm ..."

Preying Mantis by Plush Terry August 5, 2004

Praying Mantis 

A man that preys on females in their own circle of friends but never pulls outside this group...

That paul is a Praying mantis man, never pulls outside the group!!

Praying Mantis by Pickwick the Rabbit June 22, 2006

Praying Mantis 

A girl that walks like a fucking praying mantis and stalks people all the time. She has huge bug eyes and no boobs. She will usually have an annoying nasally voice and will chew gum obnoxiously loud.

Person 1: My friend won't stop following me and wont stop chewing gum.
Person 2:Youve got a Praying Mantis.

Praying Mantis by 1621122 November 3, 2011

The Forbidden Mantis Technique 

A forbidden technique which invokes the frenzied tearing and trashing power of a mantis mid-battle. Originally performed by LenKu Amada.

"He would just go Mantis on you."
"He couldn't compare to my mantis."
...
"That was nice."

The Forbidden Mantis Technique by LenKu Amada May 11, 2004

reverse Praying Mantis

OK...we all know that a female praying mantis bites the head of the male after the have sex. So a reverse praying mantis is when your wife/girlfriend bitches at you "biting your head off". Then later when she has cooled down and horny she wants to have sex.

Man my chick was bitching like crazy yesterday. Its ok though because she pulled a reverse praying mantis

reverse Praying Mantis by sheisducksick August 25, 2011

Praying Mantis 

Alternative spelling of Preying Mantis

Describes the physical position of someone who is gurned up to their tits.

Put your arms straight out in front of yourself, then bend your elbows so that your foreams are at a right angle to your upper arms, and parrallel to your body. Fully extend your fingers, then bend your wrists down, to form a sort of 'M' shape with your forearms and hands.

When accompanied by rolling eyes, a swinging underbitten jaw, and low-soft groaning noises, can be highly amusing.

"... I gathered that all you guys were pilled-up, 'cos when I came in last night, the front room looked like a praying mantis farm ..."

Praying Mantis by Plush Terry August 5, 2004

the silent mantis 

A charming and sodium-filled young fellow, he is a resident of teh pavilion and ate 39 ramen in 10 weeks.

the silent mantis just received the most severe pooting of his life from the preminator.

the silent mantis by Sideshow Bob and Frenchy McMakeout April 13, 2004