manstration

Manstration is when a man becomes bitchy and theres some blood involved...

the word comes from man and frustration.

Billy and Jim got into a fist fight... I think its due to Jim's manstration... I dont want to clean up their mess.

by Au. March 29, 2016

manservation

The uncanny ability of some men to not notice, quickly forget or fail to react/respond to what is going on around them.

The child fell down the stairs and the house was in an uproar under the manservation of my husband. Meaning, my husbands brilliant response to the situation was to stay where he was, observe the resulting chaos and do nothing and inform no one. (p.s. The child is fine and lots of hugs and kiss were provided by the quick responding mother)

by Namaste_lfk September 20, 2017

psycho-menstruating slut (pms)

PMS is a mental condition found in bi-polar, rabid, psycho, unstable, generally 'off' ex-girlfriends. Typically the female species experiences a few days of PMS monthly, but in a true crazy-psycho broad PMS can cloud her thinking and cause her to act violently. Beware of PMS whores, they may be winning now but they'll probably end up with vaginal cancer by the age of 30.

The local police officer inferred a serious case of psycho-menstruating slut (pms) due to the broken wood and shattered glass of the sliding door at the bottom of the staircase leading from the rooftop.

by whathappenedtothatbird August 5, 2011

Menstruation Boner

A boner in the clitoral region that a girl gets during the beginning stages of menstruation. It typically occurs during the first fifteen minutes of menstruation.

Everyone can see that Sally has a raging menstruation boner.

by Werd1234567 November 30, 2009

Manstration

Male masterbation.

Yesterday's hot weather really inspired some "manstration".

by DiscoDuck August 18, 2009

msnstruation

Not pertaining or relating to men in genral or at large, however rather signifies monthly act of mistrust ot online companions that bleed and don't die, also appropriate for corny smses for did msnes.

If you feel you have to draw the online online when it comes to msnstruation, just gawk helpleesly whilst simulataneously squeeking, Well, scuse Me for livin!

by Hercolena Oliver May 8, 2008

menstruational

When your girl is on her period and she is being bitchy.

Why are you being so menstruational today?

by Thizzbo57 August 8, 2018