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cornuism manifesto

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The plot by corn farmers and the FDA to take over the world through the growth of corn and the manufacturing of high fructose corn syrup. These greedy bastards are soaking up our youth in obesity caused by their unhealthy food products. They also feed the corn to the animals that are mass produced that we ever so blindly eat. Eventually, there will be no healthy food and the corn will rule us all. The food system is taking over... be fat or die.
fuck, I'm so hungry pass me my cornsoda

the cornuism manifesto has made me hate my greedy country

cornuism manifesto will destroy america long before any president is able to do so
hide your children.. wait.. it's all full of corn
by squatchwatch November 28, 2011
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Cock Manifesting

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To stop someone from cockblocking a friend or fellow man.
Katie was definitely trying to cockblock you dude, but no worries because I was Cock Manifesting and she's no longer a problem.
by Pistol Petex September 16, 2009
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meat beat manifesto

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A manifesto written by a man who's been in seclusion for so long he feels the need to keep a log tracking how many times he masturbates per day.
"The man had been living in a cabin deep in the Appalachian mtns for years by himself. After his passing local hikers were intrigued to find his secluded cabin.Inside they were surprised and excited to find his animal skins, man made tools , a hammock,and his meat beat manifesto."
by JSmith lu 43 April 6, 2017
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Manifestivus

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A universal holiday designating the beginning of a calendar year when people come together to share their intentions to manifest positive changes to their lives as well as others.
Christine sat with her family on Manifestivus and told them how she planned to start an exciting new business in 2017!
by The Mountain Cat January 1, 2017
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manifectation

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Art is a manifectation of intellect.
by nousndthem May 21, 2010
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Manifester

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Piles of horded anything appearing at someones place and never leaving. This can take years or just one trip to the jumble sales.
Piles and piles of car and bike parts, pizza boxes and pornography magazines had manifestered at Georges place since Ethel left him.

I had to clean out my grandads place, stuff has just seemed to manifester into mountains over the years.

Sheesh Louise woman! All your bargain shopping does is cause crap to manifester in my garage!
by Woohzal November 7, 2011
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manifestdestiny

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Take a short bus from the Atlantic Ocean, starting at Hampton Beach, to the Pacific Ocean in California. The idea of Manifest Destiny is a belief that many had in the 1800's that it was the Americans God given right to unite one coast to the other.

So now we have nine Merrimack NH High School Seniors transforming a special education bus into their ride across the country; all of this just to see Bob Barker. and live manifestdestiny
It is manifestdestiny to take a short bus from the Atlantic Ocean to the Pacific Ocean
by GI JOE ozone May 25, 2006
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