macbookproner

Having an erection (boner) from ogling the Apple MacBook Pro laptops for too long.

I think that Apple fanboy has a macbookproner after that WWDC Apple Keynote speech.

by jordash1212 June 9, 2009

manboobs

the name gives to the Male's breasts when they grow to abnormally large size. Manboos are common on the heavier sized Male, and are not to be mistaken for a normal females breasts.

Damn, Bilbo's manboobs are almosts as big as his Mom's!

by Bizznatch June 30, 2002

Manbortion

The act of going for a huge manly shit after a rather heavy night out, usually comprising Beer, Spirits and Takeaway food (most likely containing Chilli or spice of some kind). The closest a male can get to the feeling of having something living forcibly torn out of them. Coined by a group of lads from Shrewsbury, Shropshire, UK.

Lad, i think i need to go for a Manbortion!

Dude i just went for one hell of a Manbortion!

Ah fuck it smells like someone's just had a Manbortion in there! Manbort! MANBORT!

by Captain Jesus Pasty August 17, 2010

manbatical

An extended period of time where a straight woman or a gay man purposely refrains from dating and/or having sex with men; literally, a man sabbatical.

Every guy I date seems to be a loser. It's time for me to go on manbatical.

by Bryan A. April 8, 2007

manboobs

a fine spice used in gourmet italian cooking.

"would you like a pinch of manboobs on your fettucini?"

by one of the citizens of "boos 29." December 28, 2005

MacBook Pro

Apple Computer's line of professional grade notebook computers that contain Intel x86 hardware, as opposed to IBM or Motorola PowerPC hardware. The MacBook Pro line was launched January 10th, 2006, claiming to be 4 to 5 times as fast as the (Now Legacy) PowerPC line of professional notebooks known as Powerbooks.

Steve: You going to order a MacBook Pro?
James: Hell no! POWERPC RULES!
Steve: I hear you can put Linux and Windows on it too.
James: INTEL RULES!

by vaxt April 9, 2006

Everhart Mambo

Dancing around naked coated with a layer of I can't believe it's not butter spray with a black transexual blowup doll with a 12 inch detachable dong, and a sparkler up your ass.

I saw him doing the everhart mambo when I looked through the window.

by Anonymous April 16, 2003