Manalapan

Manalapan is a semi wealthy town in central jersey where seniors in high school drive beamers, benz, or mustangs. You have girls that wear too tight of clothing, and too much bronzer on their face. You have guys who try to be cool and talk back to teachers and get themselves suspended. Everyone goes to a party at least 2 times a week and it always winds up getting caught by the cops/ and or posted on facebook. If you don't drink your not cool. If you don't smoke weed, your bascially not having fun that weekend. Going to clubs in 8th grade on teen night has become a popular thing to do. Nobody is guido anymore, just likes to dress nice and show off their cars that their parents LEASED for them. There is one girl who claims she the queen, and all the underclassmen actually bow down to her. Shes nothing special. It's also a town were "Legit" and "True" are just sentence endings or answers. If you don't have a blackberry, your not cool. The mall is for 6th graders and their group of friends that smoke outside the food court cause they think their cool like that. It takes about 15 mintues to out of the parking lot at school because their is only one entrance and exit to the school. Seaside and Wildwood are the destinations for after prom, if your not there, then your missing everything. Basically its a town full of spoiled brats, some wealthy, some not. everyone just tries to fit in with the "norm" of manalapan people.

"Yeah basically everyone from Manalapan will be a Pure tongiht"

Answer: "Oh True"

"He didnt text me last night! Like legit ignored me!" -typical manalapan girl talking

by Ignore Us February 23, 2011

manaja twa

a french orinated word that means a very erotic threesome, ususally with a girl and two guys.

suzy, jim, and bob had a manaja twa that lasted 3 hours.

by jazzy j May 4, 2005

manalapan

a town where guidos fight the poser ghetto kids and skaters. also the jewish kids who think there italian go around and mess with the "hood" kids who live in mansions. In this town adults dont feel like doing any thing themselves so they hire a mexican to do it.

poser guido jewish kid: yo dont i look like a cool guido right off the streets of brooklyn. im the coolest kid in manalapan.

Normanl kid: no u dont u look like u walked out of temple and the rabbi gave u a hair cut.

rich wife: honey the light bulb is out again

rich husband: ok i will get juan to fix it

by i am better than u!!! January 8, 2008

manara

she's a sweet girl can really fall love with don't make her mad cause u don't want her to go there stay on her good side she's funny abusive trust me

that girl we seen got to be a manara

by murder123456789 April 5, 2019

manvalanche

masturbation over the open mouth of one's sleeping romantic partner.

My woman fell asleep early last night, leaving me frustrated and triggering a manvalanche.

by maupin August 30, 2012

manaja twa

A french way to say 3 some. most of the time this means 2 dudes and 1 chick. however it can mean 2 chicks and 1 dude

a thing to suggest to your girlfriend in order for her to break up with you and allow you to date her room mate

"Louis, Kelly and Jenna are having a manaja twa"

"marisa you were so horny last night"

"yeah that's why i took lou and peter home"

George "this is like discovering plutonium by accident"

by mrgriefdog March 5, 2011

manaka

Someone who does not look like a smart person, but he or she is actually knows about everything a lot of knowledge in his/her mind. Only disclosing it to certain people. Usually the silent person in a group discussion.

Look at that manaka, I bet he is hiding a lot of information.

by webmasher January 18, 2017