When you're turtle heading a turd, but also want to have anal. So the turd gets yoyo-ed up and down your anal cavity only to explode out on completion
I really needed to shit but he came at me with the lube and I couldn't say no, but I ended up doing a chocolate malted turtle all over his dick
by Snarf snarf April 30, 2016
Get the chocolate malted turtlemug. by Ju1 June 8, 2019
Get the Maltmug. malte is a very tall boy with fluffy hair,He always looks super Stylish with his stets mega bunten trainingsjackets! He Loves it to Play kendama and drink a trinken out of a glassbottle because ih Plastikflaschen. He is very hot and talented and he has a very cute smile! malte has very nice hands and everyone wants to hold them!! he looks very Kuschelbar and U want to cuddle If U See him. He is such an Inspiration!!! If you have a malte in your Life Then never drop him!
by deinSternundso November 20, 2021
Get the Maltemug. by chamegachell May 1, 2021
Get the fucking maltedmug. by Jackbooted April 17, 2017
Get the Maltemug. An Arabic adjective to define a person that does stupid acts, or in other words, an Arabic word meaning dumbass (in Arabic: ملط)
Person 1: DUDE, ADAM JUST CALLED MS DALIA A BITCH TO HER FACE. Well, he got suspended for it BUT STILL!
Person 2: huh, malt
Person 2: huh, malt
by Ligmadude June 7, 2022
Get the Maltmug. by BigdickMalte October 11, 2021
Get the Maltemug.