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Malachy

A person who acts like skinhead Rooney, has baggy trousers and wears scoop daddies. 10 inch+ penis in length, six pack, muscular and ladies man
Did you see that guy at the party.
He was sooo 'malachy'
by Extra Hugh Janus October 22, 2019
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malachi

a literal pice of shit no one loves him and never will he is a mistake to mankind and should die in a pit of HELL!!!!
hi malachi
by dfjfjjdsjddkne September 10, 2018
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MALACHI

He a total MALACHI
by Lonelyorphan June 10, 2020
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malachi

malachi is a really big fag
by anonymys12221 October 18, 2018
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malachie

malachie tall...
by jamieweal July 15, 2020
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Malachy

An annoying little bitch who never seems to be quiet and always is moaning about something
Boy: oh go away stop being such a malachy
Malachy: no I’ll do what I want
by Malachylikesboys October 23, 2019
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Malachi Crunch

1. Demolition Derby maneuver in which two contestants working in tandem crash into an opponent simultaneously from opposite sides, thereby creating the effect of a trash compactor. Coined in an episode of Happy Days, when the Malachi Brothers execute this maneuver on Pinky Tuscadero's car at the climax of the demolition derby. Pinky survived.

2. Any wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.

3. Lascivious maneuver in which a female with ample bosom attacks a passed-out concert-goer with said bosoms, placed on either side of said concert-goers head, and subsequently crushing that head.
"Jen gave John a Malachi Crunch after he passed out in his seat at the Rush concert."
by JizzleDizzle September 16, 2007
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