malachi

he’s lowkey kinda gay but he is straight
bro 1: you malachi is sooo gay
bro 2: nah he gets coochie any day bruhhh
by c00chiedestr0yer69 December 09, 2019
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malachi

a literal pice of shit no one loves him and never will he is a mistake to mankind and should die in a pit of HELL!!!!
hi malachi
by dfjfjjdsjddkne September 10, 2018
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MALACHI

He a total MALACHI
by Lonelyorphan June 11, 2020
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malachi

malachi is a really big fag
by anonymys12221 October 18, 2018
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malachie

malachie tall...
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Malachy

An annoying little bitch who never seems to be quiet and always is moaning about something
Boy: oh go away stop being such a malachy
Malachy: no I’ll do what I want
by Malachylikesboys October 23, 2019
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Malachi Crunch

1. Demolition Derby maneuver in which two contestants working in tandem crash into an opponent simultaneously from opposite sides, thereby creating the effect of a trash compactor. Coined in an episode of Happy Days, when the Malachi Brothers execute this maneuver on Pinky Tuscadero's car at the climax of the demolition derby. Pinky survived.

2. Any wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.

3. Lascivious maneuver in which a female with ample bosom attacks a passed-out concert-goer with said bosoms, placed on either side of said concert-goers head, and subsequently crushing that head.
"Jen gave John a Malachi Crunch after he passed out in his seat at the Rush concert."
by JizzleDizzle September 06, 2007
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