Magical Speckled toilet snake trick

When you ball up your toilet paper to wipe, leave a long tail at the end (3' or 4' long). So when you wipe and flush the tail will drag along and magically disappear into the bowl.

Dude I performed the magical speckled toilet snake trick for my wife last night!

You what?!?

Dude it's the best.. just leave 3 or 4 feet of extra paper hanging off the ball you wipe with. Then simply drop it in the bowl, flush and Ta Daaa! watch that tail slither across the floor and disappear!

Dude your a Goddamn genius!

Thanks :)

by minuccp January 8, 2010

myspace magic

When a person looks better in their myspace pictures than they do in real life.

Dan: "That chick I saw on myspace is so hot."
John: "Don't get your hopes up, it's just myspace magic."

by Saranader January 15, 2008

Madison

Madison is a common name, many people have that name. But there are always different presonalities of that Madison. Madison is a person that is caring, loving and fun. She's the best any boy could ask for. Madison is just another name/word for intelligence, sophisticated, and a wonderful human being. With a beautiful personality.

"Woah! Look at her! She's sooo smart! I'm thinkin' we've found another Madison. "

by RawrD-Rex April 5, 2013

Magic Widow

A woman whose husband or boyfriend ignores her for Magic: The Gathering.

Jessica: Honey, let's go out to eat tonight!
George: Not right now, I'm in the middle of an 8-4.

Jessica: But you said we could go to Wing Stop for dinner.

George: I just made the finals!! My deck is sooooo ridiculous!!
Jessica: Sigh. The life of a Magic Widow.

Dan: Sorry babe, I can't go to Andrew and Megan's wedding, there's a PTQ this weekend.

Renee: Are you kidding me?
Dan: It doesn't matter, he just got on the train, she'll be a Magic Widow in 6 months, and they'll be divorced in a year anyways.

by Teh Brofessor December 7, 2009

heroes of might and magic 3

An absolutely AMAZING game for computers, with replay value that kicks that of the popular Xbox game Halo even though it was released three years earlier and is a sixth-person view game that runs in its own DOS shell, and it doesn't really measure up, graphics wise. You have the opportunity to customize virtually every aspect of the game, and this power is only enhanced with add-ins like WoG and Modhomm3. This is a phenomenal game that has kept me entertained since the day I bought it and you should also get it. Produced by 3DO.

I have beaten all of the scenarios and campaigns on "Impossible" difficulty, including all the 94 that I made. I needed a new challenge so I downloaded about 200 more. This is going to take a while.

by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 18, 2004

Madisyn

A girl who loves life, she is usually very happy and optimistic. Madisyn's have amazing singing voices and have no fear of being infront of crowds of people. They are typically very nerdy and smart but are still popular because of their amazing personality. If you befriend a Madisyn don’t let her go!

Person 1: Did you hear Madisyn singing?
Person 2: Yes! It was beautiful

by Purplehippos_10 May 7, 2018

Maggsied

1. To drink untill the point of blacking out yet some how not. Generally results in forgeting about the entire night.

2. Wanting to get drunk.

3. Getting a party started by drinking.

Person 1: last night was a great night.
Person 2: WTF!! how Maggsied were you?

I'm getting so maggsied tonight to forget today.

Large group of people shouting: LETS GET MAGGSIED!!!

by Mr thingogo January 13, 2011