magic missile

One of the first, and weakest spells in Dungeons&Dragons and many an RPG

I wanna cast...Magic missile!
Why do you want to cast magic missile, there's nothing to attack here.
I...I'm attacking the darkness!

magic missile by Kenthar March 19, 2003

magic restart 

(v) The action of restarting of any dysfunctional electronic device, process or application in the hope that it consequently results in the inexplicable phenomenon of it operating in previous flawless functionality.

"The Internet is down. Let me magic restart the router."
"I think I need to perform a magic restart on my browser"
"After magic restarting everything worked as normal"

magic restart by Off For A Pint April 17, 2013

magic moment 

The wow moment, u experience when sth. magic happens. Magic not in the David Copperfield kind of way, but more like "uh, did this just really happen?! WE ARE MATCHING! marry me"

Or simply, the crucial factor that makes you know, that this person and you are kinda soulmates!

I.: I met this guy in the tube, he was sitting next to me and listening to 'Let me blow your mind' and 'Powerless'!!!

MC: Oh girl, hillarious! Magic moment!!!!! :D

magic moment by No wait, who are you? July 24, 2012

Magic Vagina 

Magic Vagina

Noun;

The female sexual reproductive organ of a femme fatale that male victims are unable to get out of their system.

Females/they/them's with a magic vagina will experience their suitors and conquests unable to get over them. As such these lost souls will keep returning unable to move on with their lives.

Similarly hypnotic in nature as the call of the Siren to shipwrecked sailors, the magic vagina's hold over its victim is compelling and total.

"Have you heard any more from Basil since you two broke up, Clare?"

"He keeps messaging, sending flowers, and calling me at work, Dan - it's like he's totally obsessed."

"Really? It was three years ago, I don't know why he can't move on - it's like you have some kind of magic vagina, or something!"

Magic Vagina by Lord Horatio Richards April 12, 2023

Magic Time 

When your boss/manager/superior leaves early for the day thus giving you an opportunity to also finish work early without getting caught.

Quick, let's go, it's magic time!
Look who's leaving, it's magic time!

Magic Time by AlexisC March 11, 2012

magic shit 

To excrete without leaving a trace in your anal area; continuing to wipe but failing to find any traces of shit. Believed to occur when a turd is released at a rate of knots. The most economic and fulfilling shits ever.

Varients: Ghost shit, phantom shit.

"I just had a magic shit"
"What's a magic shit?"
"I didn't have to wipe, it came out so fast!".

magic shit by Ritchie May 1, 2004

Magic Miked 

A verb to describe an action of a male with a desire to turn into a stripper to make their special someone feel good.
Typically performed by more dominant males, who understand the fantasies women have while watching the movie "Magic Mike"

This song is so hot, it makes me want to Magic Mike her.

Guurrll, that bitch over there is getting Magic Miked, I wish my man would do that to me.

"Are you alright Jessica? You look like you're stuck in the clouds"

"I'm fine, I got Magic Miked last night. Can't think straight, it was so sexy"

Magic Miked by Hee heee July 5, 2018