Manlet

A man that is not necessarily small, just smaller than his significant other.

"Lmao look at that manlet over there he prolly gets it"

by Lemonlover_36 May 19, 2018

Midget Mallet

When you stick a midget on the end of your dick and swing her around beating someone to death.

SephirothXWEAPON: and coming over ther to beat you over the head with a midget mallet!

by Cebo December 23, 2003

manlet

The little fella you see at the gym who tries to draw attention away from his short stature by packing on excessive muscle mass (this generally has an effect opposite of that which was intended). Often waddles around like a muscly lil' meatball.

That manlet may only be 5'5", but I just saw him rep 250 lbs. eight times on the bench! Somebody's overcompensating.

by EveryGoddamnPseudonymIsTaken! July 27, 2011

Malfettone

To mistaken call a girl the wrong name during the love making process or forgetting her name completely. Also applies to the courtship process.

This chick was totally into me, but I Malfettoned and she wouldn't go home with me.

We were going all the way last night but I pulled a Malfettone and she left.

by ASU SDevils December 4, 2007

Shit Mallet

To release gas from one's rectum (fart) in front of an automated sliding door like those found at entrances and exits of grocery stores, so that when the door opens and a breeze rushes in, on-comers will be hit directly in the olfactory system (nose - sense of smell) by one's 'stink'.

Jay farted in front of the doors at the Soccer Centre last night and when Joyce walked out through the doors, his 'stink' hit me like a 'shit mallet'.

by ArsenalArmada January 23, 2008

Manlet

Joe Rogan

Example #1: Joe Rogan is the most famous real life manlet in the world coming in at a whopping 5 feet 7 inches! The most famous fictional manlet is George Constanza from Seinfeld.

Example #2: Two contestants on Fear Factor said in Stuff Magazine, "You know, I always thought that Joe looked great on TV. When I saw him in person, the only thing I could say was that he was a lot shorter than I had imagined.... He is so short. I'm 5'10" and I towered over him".

by Alt-Right Dudes Are Closet Que September 29, 2020

Mapleton

A hick town out in the middle of fucking no where! you drive down the road and you see more corn then you de people...

We went to this little hicktown called mapleton.

by Billy CornyPants March 2, 2009