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mactarded

When someone doesn't know how to use a mac.
Shelly is mactarded.
by Jac8998 July 7, 2010
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Haxor Mastor

A rondom burglar that owns jer fayce by means of newmaness. A Ruggid Individual that decided what he can and cant do. Even the navay cant stop him. A brilliant mind in wich bluntness is his stratigy. Equipped the MOST Haxor devices known to mankind.
"that random burglar gots ownd by that awper...hes haxor to the maxor!...wait the random burglar respawnd in DOOM 3 skin bat. and pumbled that haggard haxor to the matzor with plasma canon and 3 frag G. damn he aint messin nigga."

the graphics card of choice for this Haxor mastor:

IBM Graphics 1000 integrated hardware chip.

DAMN!

games for the Haxor Mastor:

DOOM 3D
E.T. (ripped from atari.)
race car driver
CS 1.5
(all games hacked to fit the Colecovision Atari 2600 Expansion Module.)

DAMN dis haggard random burglar owns jer fayce!

Wall Paper:

goat man, tubgirl, lemon party platnum edition as active desktop jpg.

So as you can see the newmanness of this Haxor mastor way out burglars any Haxor with the ballz to come close to this haggard goatman with a sword. 10 times the L337ness of an ati readeon x850 xt platnum edition 256mb duel DVI/TVI outs and a 16 pipeline rendering method.
by steve December 21, 2004
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mactard

Someone who is incapaple of using a Mac
I cannot coordinate a slow-moving mouse with only one button because I am a mactard
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mfactor

See... m factor
by El Gatto May 8, 2003
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mfactor

1. Ultimate separation between legs.
2. Pleasure area on a woman.
3. The vaginal humps on a woman between her legs that are obvious from a distance when a woman is standing upright and walking, or standing still. It is the separation that occurs between a woman's legs in the uppermost area surrounding the vagina. A woman's legs that touch each other on the inside directly in front of the outer vagina cannot be considered an M. Only if there is complete separation and no fat on the legs to touch one another can it be considered a good M-Factor.
1. That woman has a sweet M!
2. I'd love to lick that M!
3. Check out her M-Factor! Oh my God is it ever sweet!
4. That M dips like honey.
by El Gatto September 9, 2003
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martorial

A catch all phrase which means just about anything you want. Precise usage is important though.
Man, that's quite a martorial smile you're wearing.
You martorial motherfucker, I'm gonna kick your martorial ass.
by Martorial Mark March 23, 2004
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mantoris

n. penis, esp. a small one. a combination of the words 'man' and 'clitoris.'
That pathetic little thing is not even a dick! It is a mantoris!
by NyQuilJunkie December 13, 2006
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