shitting on my face?

A phrase/response reserved only for situations that are so totally absurd, you would actually be less surprised if someone was physically shitting on your face.

"Excuse me, I just need to pay my registration..."

"Sir, like I just told everyone... You need to go to window 3, get form B and 36F, fill them out, then come back here and I'll give you a number so you can wait in line and we'll get you processed."

"Are you shitting on my face?"

by iwaslikeyohowdathappen July 7, 2010

Sit on my face

The annoying habit of a kitty.

Damn it cat, don't sit on my face! I can't breathe.

by ZPhallusY July 28, 2010

all over my face

when one desires something so much they have to have it "ALL OVER THEIR FACE"

"I would like a Miller Lite ALL OVER MY FACE!"
"I had those hashbrowns ALL OVER MY FACE"

by Molly/Ashley August 27, 2006

Smell My Face

After performing oral sex on a female, the shouting of "Smell My Face" is permissable... Similar to the smelling of fingers after finger fucking; derived from rednecks post cunnilingus

Jimbo: Billy-Bob just ate out your sister.
Billy-Bob: Smell My Face.

by Smell My Face July 23, 2008

fuck my face

An exclamation.

A sillier substitution for 'Oh my goodness', 'Goodness me', 'I say', 'My word', 'Well I never', etc. Nice with a British-ish accent but can also be used for 'Gee' and 'Wow', etc.

Fuck my face! It's enormous!

by frezley September 1, 2010

poop on my face

A term used when you hate your life and can't take life anymore.

Skye screamed "POOP ON MY FACE MOM!!!" When her mother told her to make her bed.

by Jacklover22 September 15, 2013

myfacetube

Combination of Myspace, Facebook and Youtube. Basically sites you visit for fun to avoid work and study.

Teacher: "get off myfacetube and do your work"

by hotchix0r November 1, 2008