hello darkness my old friend

Originally a song from 1964, with over 91 million views it was uploaded to YouTube in 2009 and became a meme.

dark|ness
ˈdɑ knəs
NOUN
wickedness or evil:
"the forces of darkness"
synonyms: evil · wickedness · corruption · sin · sinfulness · iniquity ·

Simon: Hello darkness, my old friend.
Darkness: I have a boyfriend.

Simon: Walks into physics class
Simon: Hello darkness, my old friend.

When you have a math test and haven't studied.
hELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND !!

by trashscn November 23, 2016

my little friend

any type of firearm, a gun

If your going to act that way, i'm just going to have to bring out my little friend.

by Light Joker April 26, 2006

My Best Friend

A person I am very thankful for. She helps me to get through my day without even saying a word. I love her so much and she deserves the world <3

Kendall is my best friend, she is one of the greatest people I have ever met.

by Iamverysadl0l June 4, 2021

my little friend

1.) (n) - a term reffering to a weapon that one owns; usually a gun

2.) (n) - a term reffering to a mans dick

Say ello to my lil friend!

by Bubba January 22, 2004

say hello to my little friend

a phrase commonly used by a person before they attack someone with a weapon, usually a machine gun or grenade launcher

"You wanna play rough? Okay; SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!"

by GIMP366 August 3, 2007

loseing my best friend

Losing your best friend feels like something is missing in your life and you need that person to live .

Why don’t you understand that I love you like family and you just leave me I’m loseing my best friend:(

by Wonder girl 233 February 21, 2018

my learned friend

In a British court of law, the free/hired legal representation. Often used to point out discrepancies between what the representation said and what the evidence or testimony claimed.

Can be used for defence or prosecution lawyers.

Your honour, you may be so kind to notice that my learned friend made several incorrect assumptions early in this case, and based on her uncertainty over these matters, that what she said be stricken from the record.

by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004