If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano

That means you're a dumbass for looking this up

"If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano"

Alex "wtf"

by Davifayanbule April 3, 2016

mud mower

mud mowers are from Maine. They are mud mowers in Maine ONLY. So you out of staters can shove it up your pussies. You bang through the gears like you bang your women, so hard and long.

I ride my mud mower like I ride my women, rough. They love to get down and dirty with me

by Mud Mower guy May 5, 2018

Swamp Mower

What is a swamp mower? A swamp mower is an intense sexual experience. A swamp mower takes place when two consenting partners fill up one of their vaginas with vomit, feces, and piss. After you make your concoction you put anal beads inside and allow it to marinate for a week. After a week yank those beads out like you’re starting a lawn mower. Enjoy!!!

My boyfriend swamp mowered me so hard

by Swampmower February 29, 2024

Tysonilic Mowering

the act of acting in a douchbaggedly manner at the expense of a base of friends.

A certain friend moved to a northern town away from his friends displaying quintessential tysonilic mowering.

by acemclaud September 8, 2009

Lawn mowers

a word to describe tomorrow x together’s horrible fanbase

lawn mowers worst fandom

by txttankedwbk October 23, 2023

Mower

She/be is a woman who has very little interest in depth and compassion all she/he wants is to be cool. Her/his IQ is obviously very low if she can only care about social status when there is so much more to life.

P1:Let's go be friends with Mower.

P2: no they shallow don't do that.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 2, 2019

Lawn Mower Method

A sexual act that consists of a sexual partner plucking off one's pubes with teeth simulating the action of a lawn mower sounds may be included to give off the illusion of a lawn mower mowing a lawn. The lawn mower being whoever must go in a straight path like a lawn mower making sure not to miss a strain of grass. The lawn mower method may be considered an act of CBT(Cock and ball torture)

Hey babe wanna try the lawn mower method? I haven't shaved my bush in a while.
Hey dude have you ever done the lawn mower method before?
I would love to do the lawn mower method with you man.
Whenever we need to shave my boyfriend and I use the lawn mower method on each other .

by Iikekindkids October 20, 2025