If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano

That means you're a dumbass for looking this up

"If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano"

Alex "wtf"

by Davifayanbule April 3, 2016

Tysonilic Mowering

the act of acting in a douchbaggedly manner at the expense of a base of friends.

A certain friend moved to a northern town away from his friends displaying quintessential tysonilic mowering.

by acemclaud September 8, 2009

start the mower

When your partner pulls your anal beads out really fast

Jared pulled Thomas's anal beads out so fast it sound like he was trying to start the mower

by Hairyrimmer July 31, 2017

Swiss lawn mower

When you insert a Toblerone up the anus and rip it out fast in a similar motion to starting a pull cord lawn mower

NOTE:be quick it might melt

I gave her the Swiss lawn mower.shes in hospital now. R. I. P

by The Swiss banker October 11, 2018

Swiss lawn mower

When you insert a Toblerone up the anal cavity and rip it out furiously similar to that of a pull cord on a lawn mower. For added effect make them eat grass whilst this is happening.

I have her the Swiss lawn mower

by The Swiss banker October 11, 2018

lawn mower

A longdrink containing vodka and green tea.

That god damn lawn mower killed me friday night.

by brophet October 16, 2018

taiwanese lawn mower

When you pull an Asian girl's vagina hairs out with your teeth and spit them out in their face. It is 4:57 in the morning and I have gotten no sleep so here's a definition.

Brad: Dude I went over to Ming Ling's house and she wanted me to do a taiwanese lawn mower!
Chad: What the dick queef! That's crazy!
Drad: why am i alive,,, mitochondria

by Lick.My.Dick December 1, 2019