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morbing

A transition from when morb to gorb. This ritual takes place with around 6 chimpanzees, it is hardcore sex where 3 extra holes appear for 3 extra chimpanzees they rub you in petrol oil, piss in your ass and bite your toe nails. It takes around 4-5 business days.
Random Jewish Guy: Hey other random Jewish guy! My mum said my bar mitzvah got cancelled so instead were having a morbing ritual , want to join?
Other random Jewish guy: Happily.
by Mysterious schizophrenic man November 29, 2022
mugGet the morbingmug.

Morb

Morb (morbed, morbing), a verb derived from "morbid", is sometimes used to represent the state of a person after they witness very unpleasant, unwholesome or disturbing things (frequently about death and/or disease) that they want to immediately unsee.
Noooo! That's so... ugh! I hate that! I'm gonna morb! (taken from Lucy Pyre's thalassophobia video)
by stylemistake June 10, 2022
mugGet the Morbmug.

Morbed

To be forced to watch the entirety of hit movie Morbius (2022), usually at a much faster speed than the actual movie.
Person 1: Have you seen @freshcoralblast on tik tok?
Person 2: Isn't that the guy who morbed his viewers?
Person 1: Yeah, he's pretty cool
by Rumbleblast07 June 7, 2022
mugGet the Morbedmug.

Morbed

Morbed, To Punch or to have physical Contact in the testicular area.
I MORBED Walter White/Heisenberg in a McDonalds Bathroom
by WalterWhiteStan6969 June 10, 2022
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Morb

To ejaculate without stimulant or to bust a nut without masturbating. kinda like a wet dream.
I Morbed so hard when I learned about the release of the new Morbius sequel.
by Maxi Waxi Taxi June 30, 2022
mugGet the Morbmug.

Morb

A slang term for cum
The best part in "Morbius" was when Michael Morbius said "It's morbin' time" then proceeded to morb all over the place
by MyDickyisCalledRicky September 15, 2022
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