MoldySoup

An awesome person who always has your back. Also the founder of the Moldy Clan.

Oh no MoldySoup joined the game. Hope he doesn't kill us all.

by NeoSeoul September 27, 2021

Moldy Shorts

Fan slang for Voldemort, from the Harry Potter series.

The second war with Voldemort would have gone much easier if the light side had just called him Moldy Shorts.

by Bibliophile3 November 5, 2010

moldy pepis

When you Hate yer fends music

My fend listnes to moldy Pepis

by OHOGOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH December 19, 2017

Moldofsky

A father with Polish origins. Married man, with kids and dog. His hair is typically balding and he has a massive pot belly.

P1: WOW! You’re such a Moldofsky
P2: *rolls blunt* Aw thanks man!

by Chungus Poppa November 5, 2019

Moldovan Back Lotion

When a guy jizzes on a girl's back and then rubs it in with his hands.

"I gave her a Moldovan Back Lotion last night."

"He gave me a Moldovan Back Lotion last night. I tried to ask what the hell he was doing, but all he said was, 'CH!'"

by donthavesexwithmoldovans September 5, 2012

Moldy Poncho

Inserting a used/filled condom into the bottom of a girl's purse. If everything goes right, she won't discover it for a few days, hence the "Moldy Poncho'.

My girl was being a trick ass trick so I hooked her up with a moldy poncho.

by PDX Bag Hunter March 25, 2010

moldy bracelet

When you fist someone's anus and a ring of crusty old feces appears around your wrist.

After fisting her butt last night, it took me 10 minutes to wipe off the moldy bracelet she gave me.

by Sakura June 14, 2014