Going into a bathroom and letting shit fly all over the toilet and floor and then letting then not flushing.
by Smalls66 January 14, 2018
when large chunks of snow blow off the car in front of you on the road or highway and come hurtling at your windshield at 70mph.
woman: wow! did you see the snow missles come flying off that car and into our windshield?
man: yeah, I thought it would crack our windshield!
man: yeah, I thought it would crack our windshield!
by jgatsby01 February 09, 2010
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by Villan rich May 15, 2020
I was working on a period piece movie where they wear their pants high like grandpa. I look down and realize I'm sporting a missle toe... my guided missle can't be missed!
by JeremyFeit December 14, 2016