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Malphite

A champion used by 5 year olds who can't deal with losing
Malphite player: You suck dude I totally would've won that round if I ACTUALLY tried
B:Nigga your KDA was 0/8
by big_benis_nibba July 23, 2019
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milfhunter

A foot shooting male who glamorizes his demonizer BASED on age (older women) while demonizing his own gender BASED on age.

He calls older males who seduce young college girls "predatory dirty old men" then calls himself a "hunter". He glamorizes the being who will call him "pervert, predator, dirty old man" when he becomes a sugardaddy as his polarity shifts downwards towards women younger than him.... An inevitability since 90% of males marry and few marry someone older than them.

He rewards women's age based demonization of him with age based glamorization while the rest of males marry females younger than us because.... F that double standard. Its a HUGE turn off.
"when I was 22 I was a milfhunter. I loved a 40 year old woman. I gave 4 yaers of my life to her. Then I turned 40 and young women because the mysterious woman and I met Sherry who was 22. The milfs i once glamorized.... descended upon us with their standard vicious labels 'you pervert predator dirty old man she can be your daughter. How dare you catch up on the youth we took from you DIRTY OLD MAN. You sick creepy old man'. They told her I was "dangerous" just because I was 40. That's what the milfs I glamorized did to endless 10000s of boytoys of the past. Thats when I realized who milf REALLY IS (my demonizer). And I realized who I really was all along (a sucker). NOWWW i get it."
by gloonie roonie November 10, 2008
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Milsh

Means "milk" in German. It has no meaning, but it's used with other derogatory terms to express negativity, such as greez or fuck
Guy 1: I tried to use the notes you gave me but i got caught
Guy 2: Milshed
by Frigmund Suede September 16, 2016
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milhomem

The last name of a sexy-ass BEAST who everyone secretly wants to fuck🍑🍑🍆
Dayummm, she's almost hot enough to have the last name "Milhomem"!!
by gonbuymesomepotatoes February 14, 2017
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Millhoused

The state of being intoxicated to the point where one looses all motor functions and coherence.
Person1: Did you see Trevor last at the party last night? I heard he drank 22 beers.

Person2: Yeah dude he was fucking millhoused.
by Sdavis60 August 29, 2018
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millhouse manastorm

A horrible deal that even an idiot could understand is not worth the risk. It's also a well known card from Hearthstone that gives the opponent the ability to play all the spells in their hand for free.
Dude, don't fuck with that hoe, she a millhouse manastorm, not worth it.
by HeffKaplin October 25, 2018
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Milhansasz

A person that is meant to be with people named miA
Tom is now a milhansasz as, He is dating mia
by Rayhanaaaa March 14, 2019
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