Milfougar

A milf who has been called both a Cougar and a Milf in one paragraph.

Some chick in Dacula is a milfougar that is hunting sugar daddies.

by Chino Alfonz April 30, 2011

Milford Haven

Bunch of teenagers who think they're hard because they bought drugs off Dodgy Dan but we all know it was just stinging nettles laced with weed killer. Also the school is fucked due to a change in management. Friday nights are the only time of the week when external observers can judge the town as objectively normal

Milford Haven is completely normal- Crack Head Craig on a Friday night

by Dodgy Dan July 10, 2019

Milfopotamus

Fat ass milf

She is such a Milfopotamus

by Milfopotamus February 27, 2020

Milford, CT

Home of many snowboard punks. Used to be a quiet seashore town until wierd bald-headed middle aged men started moving in. Home of Subway sandwich shop. The people there are kind of wierd, they call the subways, grinders.

90% of the Gross domestic spending in milford is in their strip clubs or the "boutique" located off of exit 40.

Milford, CT is where someone who can't afford to live in affluent towns such as Norwalk or Stamford lives

by leo cuban May 28, 2006

MILFO

A Mother I'd Like To Fart On

Johns mum really pissed me off so I called her a MILFO

by Milkhead Blad February 15, 2009

miloffe

The product of mixing coffee and milo together as a hot drink (including milk) to form the ultimate drink "miloffe".

"yo make me a miloffe"

person mixes hot water, milk, 2 teaspoons of milo, one teaspoon of coffee and viola "miloffe". Stir well to combine.

by halix October 4, 2009

milfonaire

A milf with a net worth greater than or equal to $1 million USD.

That new CEO is a milfonaire.

by ChicagoDudes August 16, 2009