A length of time that changes randomly like the time remaining counter on a computer running windows when you are downloading a file or migrating data. Referring to the tendency of that counter to read something like "time remaining: 27 minutes" then "time remaining: 29 minutes" then "time remaining: 28 minutes" then "time remaining: 15 minutes" then "time remaining: 31 minutes."
by KimJSCP March 17, 2010
by Unknown Synonym December 13, 2015
Congratulations Microsoft. You made a new browser that downloads firefox twice as fast as Internet explorer
by Moz://a.com October 17, 2017
Bob has to be one of the worst Operating Systems ever. Actually, I don't think it is an OS. But, it's so terrible, you just got to laugh at it. On top of that, Microsoft fails to recognize this as one of their own products!
by TBSArmstrong January 12, 2010
A unit of time whose literal length is constantly changing due to rapid miscalculations of a computer wielding an operating system developed by Microsoft (i.e. Windows 95).
"Say, Benny! How long is it gonna take for this program to install?"
"Well Garrison, it says here just 3 more Microsoft minutes. You never know with those Microsoft minutes, though. It could be another six hours... but if we're lucky it'll only last one!"
"Well Garrison, it says here just 3 more Microsoft minutes. You never know with those Microsoft minutes, though. It could be another six hours... but if we're lucky it'll only last one!"
by fuckpants November 08, 2004
An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
by OD Smith March 29, 2005
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