Matteo Madrid

An insatiable song writer, with a knack for speaking unspoken words of truth....

" Oh look at this guy trying to act like a matteo madrid, what a joke. "

by paulina kolaski March 17, 2009

mairin

beautiful...irish...cherokee...orgasmicsmart, atheletic, afraid of goats, irish-cherokee+other stuff, small, makes fun of people, afraid of being pointed at from about an inch away
sexy mofo....john wants to do her...so does shay

you can use me as an adjective if you like:
omg you pulled a mairin!
or
like wow thats totally mairin!

by neonailpolish...thats my aim sn! January 30, 2005

Madrid Moment

An irrelevent statement said while nobody is paying attention, yet otheres hear it. An official Madrid moment has no response. Also, many madrid moments can kill a joke, ruin a good conversation, or just be dumb as hell.

Jerry-"ya there was this fine chick, big ass, big tits..."
Madrid-"DUDE GUYS; look what michael did to my arm!!! (shows bruise)
Marcus-"Dude you just had a Madrid Moment..nobody cares at all."

by Drew, Giovanni, Marcus, Jerry October 23, 2007

Maoried

Usually a kiwi term used for when something needs to be fixed quickly and then mended with duct tape or no. 8 fencing wire.

For eg, I had a car accident and my bumper fell off, I needed to get to work that day, so got some tape and maoried it back on....

by Wigged October 7, 2010

Maori Purr

N - The term used to describe the sound made by the modifided exhausts of automobiles commonly driven by Maori and boyracers. These modifications are often shonky and lack the nessasary certification. A Maori Purr is generally considered a menace to most people.

Mate, I'm stopping you today because the your car has an excessivly loud Maori Purr.

by PheeSeas October 8, 2010

Maori-oke

A rendition of "10 guitars" or any song containing the maori words "toru" , "wha" , or where the guitar is turned over and a drum beat is played on the back . The traditional seat is a used empty "swappa crate" to play this instrument .

Maori-oke has been around since the development of the Swappa bottle circa 1960 and its first on screen appearance was in the movie "Once Were Warriors"

by uncle bullie1 June 21, 2009

bruno madrigal

the hottest 50 year old there is 😍😍😍😍😍 (character from the movie encanto)

pup: did you see bruno madrigal in encanto? i can't believe he's 50!
su tart: zamn hes 50?! 😍😍😍😍

by camiloslefteye January 4, 2022