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compulsive masterbater

A man or women who would be doing completely un-sexual thing such eating out at burger king and then in three seconds they'll drop their droors and start beatin their meat. Usually scaring everyone away, and in some cases end up arousing some perve.
"I wath eatin me a whopper, when out of thee blue the COMPULSIVE MASTERBATER dropped his drowerth and thtarted beatin hith meet and jizzed in mee fries!!!"
by thee definer;) March 15, 2014
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masterbationsensation

i can just FEEL the masterbationsensation
by chris99163 April 1, 2009
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MASTERbater

n. title given to he who can masturbate and feel no shame, whose penis' texture is like leather, predict his exact point of ejaculation, can get it under 30 seconds, does not break a sweat, and will occaisionally yawn while doing it
Jody thought Jacob was the true MASTERbater when she caught him masturbating and pressing a pair of slacks while talking on the phone selling timeshares in Florida.
by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004
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masterbatory scheming

The act of plotting secret masturbation acts from those around you or living with you.

"Little Billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day"
"Little Billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day"
by Hylindar September 2, 2014
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Masturbator generator

A battery-less adult toy
My masturbator generator failed me tonight when I needed it the most!
by AmberLaine84 October 2, 2016
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Masturbatorium

A room, usually a bedroom, where the walls are designed with faces of real or fake people, usually real people, that one can masturbate to
Radal playing GTA4 mods: Oh mein gott. Goddammit, Roman, what the hell is this masturbatorium or whatever, man?
by ♥🗺☠ August 31, 2021
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self masturbatory

This is how you describe someone who strokes their ego or virtue signals (to and around others)
Bob: why do people keep putting their names on urban dictionary?
Sally: its ridiculous. Its self masturbatory
by The Feelgoods December 13, 2020
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