Vag Mag

Person, Place, or Thing that has the astounding ability to attract females (Vagina aka Vag) with some kind of mystic magnetic like force (Magnet aka Mag).

Vag Mag Owner: Dude! After getting that new BMW convertible, I've been racking in the PUSSY!

Deuce Best Friend: Damn man, that BMW convertible must be a legit "Vag Mag"! Cause there is no way in hell bitches are attractive to your 5'2" 210 pound ass!

Vag Mag Owner: *Ponders his friend's wisdom and realizes its true. But doesn't give a fuck since this Vag Mag was getting him laid a lot.

by PerVecTxCHILD May 2, 2009

jazz mags

Magazines that contain images of the female species in various states of undress.

In some cases these images include red jacket shots

"Oh bollocks Dad, have you been borrowing my jazz mags again"

by Marko The Great September 7, 2004

stick mag

A Pornographic magazine

I caught him with half a dozen stick mags in his briefcase.

by Brett Sheargold May 30, 2006

jack mag

A pornographic magazine used to aid with beefing it.

Thomas had a closet full of jack mags until his mom found them and grounded him for it.

by Netch July 16, 2004

air mags

It's the hypest shoe ever. Who wants a 7500$ shoe except kall. All of those people get them for beaters like kall. And then then there is people that post them on insta and display like coop.

Kall walked around the school wearing his air mags like beaters

by Babyshaq May 12, 2014

mag grava

A heightened meditative state whereby the subject is able to mentally reject all logical and reasonable sources of danger without regard to actual threat. Though not actually effective, the subject can employ tactics of denial and rejection to achieve a 7% successful outcome. These numbers cannot be fully substantiated however since survivors who use this method for self defense are hard to locate.

As a convicted felon, Donald was not permitted to own a firearm and therefore used Mag Grava to defend himself against the armed wig bandits. Services will be held next Tuesday at the Temple of our Holy Shinola.

by ImWithHer June 7, 2016

getting mag

shortened from 'getting maggot' a New Zealand coloquialism for getting intoxicated/drunk.

'getting mag' means to get drunk.
Other variations could include, but are not limited to;
- get mag
- getting fully mag
- getting on the mag
- hitting the mag

"Oi were getting mag this Friday Fred! At Dave's place, you gonna come with?"

by fully mag August 28, 2007