He-M.S

When a guy is PMS-ing. When he is acting like a bitch.

Frank: Shut up Perry you don't know shit!
Perry: Dude chill-out, you're He-M.S-ing!

by Frankietown December 9, 2008

m&m's

1) something yummy
2) made of chocolate
3) may have peanuts, peanutbutter, or a crispy center

I love m&m's

by awex January 5, 2004

T M S

Typical Man Syndrome. The equivelant PMS for men, where often at certain times of the month they get selfish, rude, and dont want to be nice to their female partner unless it invloves food, sex, football, or tinkering with the car.

Oh he's got the T M S again.

Shutit and take some T M S pills.

Dont wanna be taking him round the clothes shops today..he's got a bad case of T M S

by mr mangobongoladydude February 14, 2008

B.M.S.

when a guy doesn't have the balls, to ask a girl out, break up with her, or pretty much do anything that requires balls. Hence, Ball Missing Syndrome. Could also be linked to words such as, loser, and pussy.

Ah, girl that gansta be lookin' so fine! Wait, never mind, I heard he got the B.M.S.

by Mercedes Bends July 8, 2007

F.C.P.M.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P

Song by Fall of troy, The name stands for Fuck Condoms Pre- Marital Sex Is The Shit Get 'Em Pregnant Get 'Em Pregnant Get 'Em Pregnant

I just heard that song F.C.P.M.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P

by ICUP666 April 10, 2008

S.M.S

Sleepy Mexican Syndrome

A diagnosis for excessive sleepiness at all hours of the day

I was so tired in class I feel like I have S.M.S

by The Worldwide Indian February 27, 2009

P.M.S.

Pre-Mestrual-Syndrome...When a girl is about to get her period and she gets pissed off at everything.

Jen- "Screw You!!!" "Go the fuck away you annoying little bitch!"

Mike- " Wow she's P.M.S.ing.

by U K1LL3D K3NNY May 5, 2010