Looser

An idiot's way of spelling loser, which is quite ironic.

"You're such a looser."

by bandit4k December 9, 2022

Looser

an absolute idiopathic fool who can't spell "loser" because they did not go to school.

JAMAL: HEY! LOOSER GIMME YO MONEY!
ANTHONY: ITS SPELLED "LOSER" YOU FOOL. Probably never went to school anyway.

by hypocriticalhomophobic December 31, 2022

Looser

When someone regularly puts large things inside their butt hole, that it stretches it to point of when they walk their poop just falls out their butt and down their pant legs.

"Last time that looser came over there was so much shit on the ground it was difficult to avoid stepping in..."

"I you keep stuffing huge things in your butt you will become a looser..."

"You can always smell when a looser is near because it smells like ass..."

by Dirtbackinator February 6, 2023

Looser

A looser is Ben

He’s a looser and don’t turn in for work when he should

by Cal18j March 9, 2023

Loomer

Past: (Loomered)
Active: (Loomering)

The act of issuing a vague threat of action against someone if they do something, knowing that the person you’re threatening has no intention of doing the thing you’re warning them against doing, then, at some future date, claiming credit for the fact that they didn’t do the thing they were never going to do—saying it was because of your threat.

"Thanks to the "Loomer" treatment, he won't be walking down this street anytime soon!"

"After his "Loomering" he must be so humiliated lmao!"

"He got "Loomered" so hard, I bet he's crying right now!"

by Rhian Fazzini July 31, 2023

Loomer

To masturbate a man’s throbbing cock with feet

Hey, last night I got a Loomer by Laura Loomer’s own feet!

by Lou Sassoles August 4, 2023

Loomer

Getting your dick jacked off with someone’s feet

Rando #1: Son, I just got that Loomer zoomer.

Rando #2: Word! Everyone knows Laura Loomer loves to beat off dicks with her feet on the regular, son!

by Lou Sassoles August 4, 2023