Losing streak

Menstruation

“Better come back next week, you see I’m on a losing streak.”

by Anthon4000 December 13, 2018

J.K. Lolling

A play on the English writer J.K. Rowling's (writer of the Harry Potter Series) name. It usually means "Just kidding, and I am laughing aloud at the same time" or just "I am currently laughing aloud".

Frank: Dude you're such an asshole sometimes, you know Sarah and I broke up last week.

Joe: I was J.K. Lolling (insert emphasis here).

by Baeowulf February 23, 2008

can't win for losing

A phrase meaning that things would be going great for you if they weren't going so badly.

"Well, my girlfriend dumped me, my dog died, I got fired from my job, I went to grab some fast food to make myself feel better and on the drive back I got a flat tire, and when I finally get home I realize they screwed up my order."
"Damn, you can't win for losing."

by Kraas March 5, 2008

loving life

An expression (verb) used when in high spirits to illustrate a person is in the process of 'loving life'. The phrase can be used in casual conversation or as a declaration in it's own right. Use of the remark in daily life ranges from airing a person's feelings of happiness to using the term as a catchphrase when in a state of euphoria. When used online on social networking sites the spelling 'lovin lyf' is often taken.

Jack: I just bought this top for £2.
Jamie: LOVING LIFE.

Jack: Are you loving life?
Jamie: Yes.

Jamie: We're going to this cool party tonight...
Jack: LOVING LIFE.

by wwbcdic September 27, 2011

losing my religion

1. At the end of your rope.

2. Can't deal with life anymore.

"I'm sick of everyone, I'm losing my religion"

by gRuVekiTtY August 5, 2005

galactic loving

the reason two people can love each other from un reachable distances while ignoring natural instinct to find a different mate

Sally somehow is still together with Kristian even when she can get a million other men if she'd like. galactic loving must be the cause of this dinosauric occurrence.

by lumpy lumperston February 19, 2011

John Loving

The act of getting a dog to lick your bollocks whilst making love to your partner

I can’t believe I walked in on my mum and dad & the dog John Loving last night

by Everyday I’m Zufflling December 12, 2018