loli-pop 

When a prepubescent female masturbates by inserting a popsicle into her vagina.

Jill was so horny she loli-popped all night long.

I'm kind of horny maybe I'll go loli-pop for awhile.

loli-pop by Jesusbait October 16, 2008

Loli Vagoo

Short for lolicon genitalia. In other words, a young child's genitals, often used in humorous sentences shown below. (Feel free to add to this...)

John: I wonder what loli vagoo is like.
Steve: Get the fuck out, fucking furry fag...

Loli Vagoo by <Sneaky Jesus> September 8, 2006

loli rapeist 

when someone looks horny they are horny and wants to fuck girls and hot girls the only hot girls in the planet are lolis's

loli rapeist "hey kid get in the van for free candy girl"no my mom said your gonna rape me you mother fucker"

loli rapeist by scorta consumer of cum December 29, 2020

Loli Slap 

When a person or thing constantly says the phrase "Desu" they get a slap to the face.

Adam: Yo dude michael is such a loli

Victor: Yeah I loli slaped him last night

Adam: Kinky

Victor: Michael check out my new name! Desuman!

*Michael has lolislaped Victor*

Michael: It was super effective!

Loli Slap by WtfDidIJustMake August 7, 2010

Loli Hell 

(Anime) A condition in an anime where a character is placed in an embarrassing or compromising position by one or more lolies

The pool episode in Ryo-Kyu-Bu put Subaru in loli hell

Loli Hell by CZ#1 September 4, 2020

Loli porno 

The best thing ever.

I like loli porno it’s so hot he put his bit dick in her small pink pussy

Loli porno by Sussy_baka May 11, 2021

Loli Gagging 

Loli gagging is when one man shoves the stick of a lolipop down his urethra, while another man licks the lolipop

“Tim and I tries loli gagging last night. It was really hot.”

Loli Gagging by ManFucker9001 December 15, 2021