logging-off

to log-off, or logging-off; Exiting a situation due to boredom or gheyness. Can also be used to tell someone who is acting ghey or stupid to leave or die.

"Dude, stop being ghey, please log off of life."
"Eff you man, this party is so lame, I'm logging-off of this sausage fest."

by eRoc_of_Triple_A December 22, 2008

logging

the sexual act of putting wood on your partners chest and cutting it in half with an axe

yeah my ex girlfreind was into some kinki shit she use to like logging with me.

by the lumber jack October 13, 2011

logging in

very rare to encounter or behold, logging in has been practiced for centuries. logging in requires a diet high in fiber and a girl with a real loose pussy. you take a shit so that its hangin out of your ass. DO NOT pinch it off! let it harden and fuck your girls loose box with it. you have successfully logged in!

if that chick wasnt so tight, i could have logged in; shut up mom, im logging in!

by the ultimate secret 3 April 16, 2008

Loging

The Downright coolest dickheads in the world, Often are very clever and good with their words!

What did he say? i dont know i dont get logings

by Lostbutfound12 March 17, 2009

Looing

Messaging someone while using or on the toilet.

- I haven't seen David around for a while. Is he okay?
- He is fine. He has been looing me for the past 5 minutes.

by TheInternetDropOut December 21, 2015

Linkin' Logging

A four-way 69 in which participants lay in a square shape and thus stack on top of each other like Linkin' Logs. Typically done by creepy teachers and angsty teens.

Dude did you hear that all four teachers in the math department had a Linkin' Logging session last night?

by Loggin December 7, 2010

Logging Truck

Pussy, cunt, poon, ect. that "hauls allot of logs." In the sence of fucking around allot/having more then one sexual partner.

"That bitch fucked so many logs, she's a logging truck!"

by Flapper November 22, 2006