Van Loben Slut

A woman who is trying to steal yo' man

That Van Loben Slut is at it again! She's trying to steal my boyfriend!

by The Badger Love Shack December 11, 2013

lobeless

Without earlobes. When one has no earlobes, the cartilage of the ear is connected directly to the jawbone of the individual. People with this affliction have trouble hearing, since the skin acts as a barrier for sound attempting to enter into the eardrum. The throbbing pressure on the frontal lobes of the brain is not uncommon. Many people attempt surgery, often with fatal results. Also, sufferers of this condition are open to belittlement and humiliation; human rights do not apply to them.

Sean Magrann-Wells is a lobeless freak of nature and should be beaten.

by Acalanes Leadership April 28, 2008

lober

A small, cute way of saying lobster. Used prevalent ironic meme circles.

Woah, look at those Lober.

by skao November 13, 2020

lobed

The constant flicking and rubbing of the ear. A casual lobe psses off the normal pedestrian.

Helt: Awwwwwwwwwwwww Spag wanna get lobed?
Spag: Doode! Helt! Faggot!

Johnson: Awww losmobile wanna get lobed?

by Ballpark May 22, 2008

stretched lobes

Earlobes containing earrings that are stretching sufficiently beyond the base 18G posts that most people get pierced with.

Most people don't consider the process of gauging to stretched lobes "acquired" until you get to 0g, or zero gauge.

After slipping the taper through the healed piercing and following with the jewelry, I now had 1/2" stretched lobes.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Titty-Lobes

When a set of tits on a women hang so low and flat. That they will resemble the lobe of a human ear. Teacher Mrs. ChokesonDick in South Park TV show is the icon of Titty Lobes.

Check out the titty-lobes hangen out that bottom of her shirt!

by CD nuts October 7, 2005

lober

someone who is chronically caught up in some intellectual problem or another. a cerebral person. a person that makes full use of their frontal lobes. a very smart person who may at times become oblivious to their physical self, and or surroundings because they are so caught up in thinking about mentally challenging concepts or puzzles.

person 1: i see jaques put his shoes on the wrong feet again.

person 2: yeah he's been so caught up in figuring out the unified field theory, it's surprising he remembers to eat.

person 1: what a lober

by lober June 11, 2009