Trunk Loading

v. The act of engaging in anal sex, can apply to a male or female on the receiving end

Grocery checkout guy: "Hey ma'am, need some help loading your trunk?"

Old Lady: "I stopped Trunk Loading years ago, son. Thanks for the offer though!"

by Dreamy Remy September 25, 2009

nico-loading

Intensely smoking one or more cigarettes in anticipation of a period where one will not be able to smoke such as a plane journey or interminable work meetings. Like carbo-loading but slightly less healthly.

Outside the airport, you can see the huddle of smokers nico-loading in anticipation of their journeys.

by correctionalshoesboy March 23, 2009

Top Loading

When an individual wears nothing but a t-shirt... NOTHING but a t-shirt

Its especially egregious when the shirt is too short and too big around. Tube socks may be admissible, but it makes a gross thing worse.

Dude 1: I was top loading all night last night
Dude 2: Gross

by Ants Are So Crazy August 19, 2013

Muzzle Loading

The act of blowing cocaine up a girls ass, and then proceeding to have anal sex.

My dick was numb after muzzle loading that girl last night.

by alwaysdabbin April 30, 2016

90% loading bar

90% loading bar is what someone has if they have a habit of finishing a task to 90% of what was needed to be done

I asked John to clean the dishes but I forgot he has a 90% loading bar so now I have to finish it myself

by Scribe-Blur June 11, 2017

corn-loading

Eating large amounts of corn in order to smuggle it for distilling purposes.

I dont have room for burgers, I've got to save room for corn-loading.

by Kayem October 1, 2017

muzzle loading

the act of sticking a slim like object up a mans pee hole for pleasure

henry and john had a great night muzzle loading

by mungforfun69 November 28, 2017