A term usually used to define an elderly man that you are having sex with if their penis is hairy and the hair is white. Is also the genitalia of a male llama.
Last night, I fucked a llama penis.
by CrotchLlamas May 31, 2017
by Notsopwnedotcom March 12, 2010
Fat people having non consented sexual intercourse with each other whilst playing World of Warcraft. Sometimes Nads hair removal is used in the process while bouncing on gay peoples' testicles. It is quite often during a Llama Party for people to get unnaturally rough with each other and begin to throw midgets at one another. And then sometimes these midgets get mad and then hide under bed and take all your socks hostage, threatening to sew messages on them if you don't treat them nicely. It is also quite common during a Llama Party to come out of the closet and repeatedly offer you some toast. Don't accept because then they will keep giving you toast and you'll eventually get toast diabetes. This, as we all know, is a very dangerous disease that can be passed on to your tiny midget hole, where midgets are inserted. If your midget hole closes up and becomes infected, it won't be able to re-fuel itself and you'll become a midget too. Touche.
"Wow did you hear about the latest Llama Party? I heard that that World of Warcraft Freak Out kid was there and he really just bashed those midgets. There were messages on his socks such as 'Let our people go!' and 'Pick on someone your own size!' and 'Frodo Baggins is MY lover!'"
by Fake and Gay 186 February 21, 2010
Bad, uncool; All-around sucky in nature. The derivative of Lame Sauce, Llama Sauce is very similar, with more emphasis on all things llama-like, or ridiculous.
>>I can't believe a clown just punched me in the face!
<<<Damn dude, that's lame!
>>It's more than lame, man. It's complete llama sauce!
<<<Damn dude, that's lame!
>>It's more than lame, man. It's complete llama sauce!
by BeccaRYM November 05, 2013
That rumbling noise your belly makes when you are hungry or something doesn't sit right. It can sometimes be painful and usually happens in exams but it's okay, it's just the sound of a Llama eating its way out your stomach.
Beware, Llama belly gets really loud in exams and is very very embarrassing!
Beware, Llama belly gets really loud in exams and is very very embarrassing!
by LloydAlecJackP February 23, 2011
A person who, when given directions, stares blankly as if to say, "I don't have the slightest clue what you are talking about."
by izza September 15, 2004
A warm cuddly father figure that loves to give warm hugs and is one of the kindest people. Everyone including friends loves Papa Llama. If you have a papa llama in your life, hold onto it as it is a special gift to cherish for life.
by llamaqueen <3 October 02, 2019