Lion King

When having sex, you pull out right before you ejaculate. Go in your own hand. Get the girl to face you and before she realizes it, use your thumb to smear some sperm across her forehead and say "Simba".

"I used the Lion King on my girlfriend last night"

by Chris Acosta March 28, 2005

lion's share

The larger or greater part of something divided up.

His wife does the lion's share of the housework.

by Jungle Audience January 31, 2014

Lion Day

A day when the authorities in large urban cities release hundreds of Lions onto the streets to clean up the homeless problem and the hangers on of legitimate protests, who occupy public parks. Lion Day is announced with appropriate forewarning on basic cable and radio, so anyone with a job, or a home knows to remain inside. No Lions are harmed on Lion Day. They are treated with the utmost respect, and a good meal.

Bro, these people and their tents are getting disgusting. When's Lion Day?

by unchainedheat November 15, 2011

Lion Bar

The best candy bar in the world, but it isn't available in the USA. Sort of a cross beween a kitkat and a snickers, with wafers and caramel in chocolate.

I'm really craveing a Lion Bar right now.......

by Kathe September 21, 2005

dandy lions

A group of 2 or more gay lions.

Little boy: Mommy, look at the dandy lions!
Mom: No Coleman, he's just...err...umm.. scratching his friends back. (Nervously pulls son over to look at the monkeys instead)

by bigbadmama January 25, 2011

fuck lion

A person, usually male, who will go after a girl he believes will be the quickest and easiest girl to have sex with, regardless of quality. Similar to how a male lion will go after whatever female he can get, regardless of quality.

"John went straight for the wasted girl stripping on the dance floor, what a fuck lion."

by Switzerland: TWP January 8, 2009

Detroit Lions

The embarrassing team of the NFC North. They only team in the NFL in which the fans try to get rid of their tickets.

"Horrible thing happened to me today. I accidently left 2 Detroit Lions tickets on my dashboard, and when I got out of the store, somebody broke the window and stuck 2 more on there!"

by AwkwardManHugs August 16, 2009