lionel

big meaty cock wet and soggy wetbits daddy lionel can beat your ass like my dad did 19 years ago

UHHHHHH LIONEL DONT BEAT ME
to late little one cum here bbg

by daddyyesdad November 16, 2022

Lionel

Derived from the well known track “All Night Long” written, produced & performed by American singer Lionel Richie.

‘Lionel‘ is a complimentary term used by males to describe a particularly attractive female one would wish to have consenting sexual intercourse with for the duration of the evening, or “All Night Long”.
Due to its ‘coded’ nature the word ‘Lionel’ can be used in the presence of said female/s without them being aware of its meaning.

“Check out the Lionel at the bar at 6 o’clock”
(interpretation: “There’s a very attractive young lady directly behind you drinking at the bar”)

by Jerry Beanus February 5, 2021

Lionel

Probably the hottest guy on earth. When you first meet him he can be a total prick and a really big jerk, but when you get to know him and get on his good side, he can be the most chill person in the world. Not to mention his looks are sexy as fuck. He's your average fuck-boy but you're lucky you even got a piece. Probably knew him from grade school when he was a nerd and shit but he shows up to highschool after a vacation, everyone would simp.

Good nicknames for him: Lion, Leon, Leo

Yo, is that Lionel? Dude's hot!
Hey, Lionel looks sexier than my boyfrie- I mean ex. Anyways is he single?

by HighkeySimppp September 10, 2021

Lionel Messi

Messi is a Gay Autistic sped. Messi looks like a kid who snuck onto the pitch during halftime and just never left — and somehow nobody noticed for 20 years. Man’s built like the default FIFA character before you unlock custom settings. Bro got carried by Barcelona for a decade like a spoiled little nephew on a family vacation. Every time he scores, it looks like someone handed out participation trophies early. Let’s not forget that World Cup — Argentina basically dragged him over the finish line like dead weight on a wagon. And his MLS "dominance"? Bro is out here scoring hat-tricks against gym teachers and Uber drivers. Messi be walking like he's got main character energy, but he couldn’t even survive in a rainy Tuesday night in Stoke. If gravity was 10% stronger, this man would disappear into the grass. He’s just a short ass sped who gets mogged by the rizzler.

Lionel Messi is a gay person

by Monkboyinohio June 16, 2025

Lionel

To describe immortality, greatness, something great, and many other positive things.

He can manage to solve all the problems by his own hands. What a Lionel.

by LionelWayne July 2, 2025

Lionel

To describe greatness, awesomeness, and many other super positive things or matters that occur.

You managed to pass that super-hard exam? Wow! You’re such a Lionel.

by Capur August 2, 2025

Lionel

A Lionel is someone who eats anything and doesn't vomit. They also might just throw rocks at birds.

Random Dude: "Hey! That guys eating a bunch of rocks and spitting them at birds!"
Smart person: "Yea he sure is a Lionel

by Search up Lionel on U.D. January 24, 2025